LISA G signing books tonight at Hamptons Authors Night - What about Beth?

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  1. Thelma

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    Best-selling Author Beth Stern, not on the list to sign books (because "Oh My Dog" is not a recent publication) - http://www.authorsnight.org/authors.html

    But that doesn't mean she still can't lug out millions of copies of her leftover books to sign.

    Plus her idol will be there.

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  2. PelicanWig

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    Is BethO. Really a best seller? Did I miss something?
     
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    I'd rather be this guy.
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  4. Dlist

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    Much like Howard is "America's Judge" if you repeat the lie long enough, someone will believe it.:facepalm:
     
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    A signed Lisa g book? :umm: no thanks
     
  6. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    She did Rank #5 on the New York Times Best Seller list in an obscure category called "Paperback Advice and Misc." It doesn't say how many books were sold.

    "What to Expect When You're Expecting" has been #1 on that list for years:

    http://www.nytimes.com/best-sellers-books/2010-05-23/paperback-advice/list.html
     
  7. WillyBest

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    It's the roll call
     
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  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Lisa G gets billing above Lidia Bastianich.
    :bullshit:
     
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    Let's get an update from Lisa g



    WGAF WGAS!
     
  11. Mr Vengeance

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    Calling Lisa G an "author" ought to have Kurt Vonnegut turning over in his grave.
     
  12. Rob0729

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    Beth can't attend that function because the restraining order that Gwyneth Paltrow took out against her specifically states Beth cannot get within 50 yards of year.

    In all seriousness, if Gwyneth is there tonight, it might be the first time Howard publicly supported any of his staff's projects. Howard and Beth cannot resist rubbing elbows with an A List celebrity even if they have to talk to Lisa outside of the studio at a non-Howard event.
     
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    Hell, calling Lisa G an author ought to have Jackie Collins turning in her grave. She's dead right? If not, this news will kill her.
     
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    How much do you suppose Beth's autograph is worth?

    [video=youtube;8w4K9is-LUo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4K9is-LUo[/video]
     
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    zero.zero
     
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    I guess when your solo-book signing is a complete flop, you opt-in for the "group" book signing. Never heard of one of those....is it like a craft fair in the park, i.e. homemade shit that nobody would pay retail for?
     
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    Two Lisa G.'s and an undocumented Arti cigarette butt.
     
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    I would have her "sign" my book by dipping her double Ds in ink and pressing them on the page.
     
  19. HowieStearn

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    lisa's signing all 24 books she sold- wont take long, she already signed the 15 she bought for her cats


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  20. Uncle Larry

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    Lisa G is tweeting pics from this amazing event - gums are very noticeable in this one.

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