Lisa G Tweet - Book Excerpt

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  1. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    Please try to contain the excitement while reading...

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  2. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    She's "learned to love herself" -- how she do that?
     
  3. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    "Larger -than - life radio personality" :dontknow:
     
  4. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

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    :rofl: Did she really say "Staked"?
     

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  5. Roberticus

    Roberticus Well-Known Member

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    That refers to calling her real-life A-cups "D's" when on the radio.
     
  6. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    Was it abusive on my part to bring this to anyone's attention? If so, I apologize.
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Will there be an adult version featuring the shot Howard took of her snatch:

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  8. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    "Losing my cherry cookies & Double D-licious oatmeal cookies." :puke:
     
  9. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Yes...how dare you! :nocheer:
     
  10. ShutupMoron

    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

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    Here's your punishment.

    [video=youtube;ELq8gac2HyQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELq8gac2HyQ[/video]

    [video=youtube;ValXXZgXZzc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ValXXZgXZzc[/video]

    [video=youtube;nGZ66yMgVc0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGZ66yMgVc0[/video]
     
  11. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    I'm hanging my head in shame as I type this.

    I swear Howard keeps her just to spite his audience.
     
  12. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Sexy dentures! :ujerk:
     
  13. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Since when did baking cookies equal "culinary prowess"? :dontknow:

    Other than Marianne from Brooklyn, who's going to buy this cure-for-insomnia masquerading as a book? I'd rather watch paint dry.
     
  14. goldphoenix

    goldphoenix Well-Known Member

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    Who looked at Lisa G and thought "there is a sexy woman, I bet she has a lot of stories. Let's give her a book deal!!!"
     
  15. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring :sleep:
     
  16. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    i believe 0.0 of her claims of sexuality. sure, i'm sure she's had sex with a few guys. after making them jump through hoops for months, she allowed them to lay on her for a few pumps while she kept still with the only movement being her face making the look of discomfort. and that probably last happened in the 90s. she has the standards of an 11 and the looks of a 3. not to mention that she's an uptight, annoying weirdo. i loved when artie would call people weirdos. "lisa. you're a weerrrdo."
     
  17. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Exclusive and legendary cookie parties?

    Fuck this cobweb cunt
     
  18. Bentknee

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    I didn't realize that she was writing a comedy book.
     
  19. Hersh

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    Cliffs notes please
     
  20. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    it's a real cock softener.