Lisa Lampanelli-I Didn't Marry a Black Man Because ...

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  1. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    "I wanted to Marry a Man with no Kids"...LOL...

    she said this quote on the premiere of "Bethany Ever After"...she also spent 5 minutes talking about how big of a nut sack her husband has....Who in their right mind would want to marry her?? God she makes me want to vomit...

    ...I'm sure Bitch-ho who is friends with both wants to be on this show...Wouldn't surprise me if it happens........

    ...Why am I watching this show anyway???...Fag..Fag...Fag...

    ...Shoot me now.............

    :c
     
  2. Senator Rick

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    I don't give a shit if she's a plus-size, not very attractive, or fucks black guys.
    I wouldn't fuck her just because she fucked Joey Boots.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i hope she chokes on a chicken bone.
     
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    I can't believe she's introduced in the Celebrity Apprentice credits as "The Funniest woman in America."
     
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    Dude, she has never even seen a black cock... she is a shit comedian.
     
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    She had a funny line on Carolla's show recently. Adam was complaining about how he would probably have to do a show hosted by that lady who had her face ripped off by a monkey and Lampanelli said "You mean Rhianna?"

    :funny:
     
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    She couldn't find a black man that was into barn yard animals.
     
  9. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Lisa Lampenelli always takes a bath, and never a shower. So her pussy can sit there in warm water and fester in its own juices.
     
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    I love LL. I don't get why so many stern fans hate her. She is hilarious. If it was a guy saying the jokes and not a female everyone would be saying she's hysterical. I'll take her over Chelsea handler and those other unfunny chicks any day.
     
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    She's hacky -- but in a good way. Unlike Chelsea Handler, who's an unfunny, ape-faced whore
     
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    Shes alright.
     
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    Lisa has always made me laugh :scratch:
     
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    well.................who's funnier? :dontknow:

    I'm with vaginapoosie and schnauzer...........................she's much funnier than the Chelsea-Whitney-Silverman axis of unfunny that's dominating the so-called comedic landscape. Lampanelli lets it all hang out, while these barely fuckable hacks coast on a wave of mediocrity, appealing to nobody but vapid cunts, castrated straight men, and homos.
     
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    Not a fan of her stand-up but she's an interesting broad who gives a good interview.
     
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    I always thought she killed on the roasts, so I like her. Her Stern appearances have been okay-to-good. Handler's not in the same league, because Handler has NEVER been funny, and is even more frightening to look at. Silverman's okay, but her time has probably passed.
     
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    no
     
  18. Senator Rick

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    This is an excellent example of why I find her so funny.
    That joke had probably been percolating for over a year in her brain fluids but when she whips it out it comes off as a perfect ad-lib... kind of like but superior to Artie.
    I like her just fine & hope she never sells out.