Lisa Lampanelli-Looking hot!

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  1. Shithead

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    Ha Ha, fooled 'ya

    Lisa Lampanelli has slimmed down and filed for divorce, making a shift from mean time
    BY MARIANNE GARVEY, BRIAN NIEMIETZ & OLI COLEMAN WITH RACHEL MARESCA
    Tuesday, June 16, 2015, 2:00 AM
    [​IMG] Robin Marchant/Getty Images
    Lisa Lampanelli is a slimmer, single insult comic these days.
    Lisa Lampanelli’s transformation isn’t just limited to her appearance. The Queen of Mean — who’s lost over 100 pounds and chopped off her hair and dyed it platinum — has a new outlook on life, too.

    She’s stopped cursing in real life, asked her perfectly nice husband for a divorce and is happier than she’s ever been, she tells Confidenti@l. But don’t worry, it hasn’t affected her edgy stage persona.

    “I don’t yell offstage and curse off stage so much anymore. I’m more gentle. Five days a week I’m super-nice,” Lampanelli tells us. “There’s been so much stuff that has happened, divorce and weight and a lot of questions, but you know what? I’m still an insult comic through and through.”

    Lampanelli tells us she amicably ended the relationship with Jimmy Cannizzaro because she was a “horrible wife” who was dealing with anger issues and a general sense of boredom in the marriage.

    “I had huge anger issues. If I was any angrier I’d be dating Rihanna,” she joked. “I have vulnerability issues, I put up more walls than Pink Floyd. Let’s talk about how bad I am in bed. I’m horrible. I’m really more of a Charlotte than a Samantha.”

    The comedian covers all her insecurities on stage in a new special on EPIX, June 26 at 10 p.m., saying she decided to let the audience in on “who the real Lisa is.”

    “When my dad died last May, he continued to the end with a sense of humor through the most dramatic and traumatic time, and I thought I can be brave ... between my dad and the divorce ... and I feel like the luckiest person. People are like ‘Are you still an insult comic?’ ”

    The therapy she’s in and the yoga retreats that have helped her spiritually evolve are still fodder for her act, says Lampanelli, adding that she’s still “fearless and not unable to do her job.”

    “I can do the emotional eating work and spirituality work, and then I can rag on yoga retreats,” she laughed.

    After a talk at the 92nd Street Y this Sunday, Lampanelli plans to take some time off this summer, but soon can be heard guest-co-hosting the Howard Stern Wrap Up Show on Sirius. She’s also been invited to host a North Shore Animal League gala at the Pierre hotel on Nov. 20. She’ll bring her dog, Parker — named for Sarah Jessica Parker, because “of the resemblance,” she says.
     
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  2. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab European Modoes Are My Faaaavorite! VIP Gold

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    Negro please!
     
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    I feel bad for Lisa. She has been doing the transgendered thing longer than Caitlyn Jenner. Yet, the press gives her no love about it. If she just changed her/his name to Larry Lamanelli, she/he would get more press.
     
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    I guess Marianne Garvey couldn't get her editor to do yet another Howard or Beth story. So she had to go down the Stern related celebrities list until she found a story that the editor gave her the ok to do. It still gave Marianne a chance to mention Howard and NSAL in the story. She really is ridiculous.

    BTW, did they need four writers to write this puff piece?
     
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    No matter how much weight Lisa Lumpybelly loses, she'll never be hot! :no:
     
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    Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
     
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    It was so boring I couldn't read much of it, they probably couldn't stand to write it all either. Didn't care to look at the photos either.
     
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    That's actually pretty funny.

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    Yes, that is a pigshark. I couldn't find one in the mud. :coffee:
     
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    Maybe Big Balls Jimmy can hook up with Chris Rock's soon-to-be ex-wife.
     
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    I was expecting a photo shop of her on fire.
    :satanfire:
     
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    Bieber Lampanelli
    :artiejj:
     
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    if hot=shit, I agree
     
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    Looks like Lena Dunham. That ain't a complimentary statement, either.
     
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    wow. she looked better with weight on
     
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    Hope her husband got a nice settlement in the divorce...it's only fair.

    Also, this goes to show if your significant other starts losing a bunch of weight chances are the break up is imminent.
     
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    She identifies as young even though she is trapped in a old broads body
     
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    Marianne Garvey, queen of the fluffers.
     
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