Lisa still gets her period????

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  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    I call bullshit on that. How is that even possible???? she's like 80....WTF
     
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    Every thirty days or so, her uterine walls slough out a sand pile.
     
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    That reminds me where is benbas?
     
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    Yes, and she has double D's.
     
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    :coffee: I believe she is still waiting for her 1st one
     
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    Hopefully bound and gagged in the trunk of her car... with half a dozen bullets in her head.
     
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    Who the fuck is she kidding? That old bag hasn't had her period since the Reagan administration :mad:.
     
  8. jyanks

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    I was wondering about that too. Maybe she finally put her dog, BEN, down. She was letting him suffer way too long.
     
  9. Mr Fantastic

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    If by period she means her cats licking the peanut butter until she is raw, then I believe her.
     
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    that bitchs pussy is a fucking ghost town

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    *sigh*

    If I had "Lady issues", moron, then I would be attacking every female in here. In case you haven't noticed, and obviously you haven't, she's the only "Lady" that is on the receiving-end of my wrath. Well... make that two women, if you want to count that malignant dwarf Ruffypup.
     
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    You think because I flame some dumb cunt on a forum that I'm a serial killer IRL? Great logic.
     
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    You know how Sal and Richard re-enacted Tim's shitting incident by spraying chocolate syrup in the toilet? Is like that, but with ketchup.
     
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    I bet she doesn't even have a period on her keyboard :dance:
     
  16. Phantom Lord

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    I love how they kept going on about how Lisa could get pregnant. The best part was she didn't deny it but simply said she would need some help. She even made it seem like Ronnie would be the issue in her not getting pregnant. She is 56 years old!
     
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    she might get it sporadically
    then lisa g and ronnie could make retodds
     
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    She's 56 years old. I call bullshit on that.
     
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