LisaG's Sex,Lies & Cookies Book.... she must have SEEN THIS movie!

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  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Waitress...starring Keri Russell....(and Andy of Mayberry) !

    So yesterday the big announcement was LisaG's writing a book!! Sex, Lies, & Cookies....relating all of her life experiences to COOKIES...
    sounds like she saw this movie...it's a total rip-off of this quirky film!

    In the movie Keri Russell's character bakes PIES ...a pie for every phase of her miserable life...
    when she's sad....an apple pie
    when she's happy..a cherry pie
    her husband's abusive and controlling so she bakes a Banana Pie...
    when she's pregnant she bakes her Mom's special Key Lime Pie....

    I think LisaG "stole" the idea for her book!!!
    So when she hasn't had sex for 5 years
    what kind of cookie does she bake??;)

    Oh...she did say she wasn't going to ask Howard to write a Foreward :rolleye:!
    Good for her!


    thank you
    peace & love
     
  2. karimadh

    karimadh New Member

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    You're batshit crazy, but I've missed you in this forum
     
  3. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    For her vag, she bakes a shoo fly pie with extra thick crust.
     
  4. gilaet

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    This book is a cry for help.
     
  5. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Oh, I loved that movie! Really simple and charming and touching. Then the lady who wrote, directed and co-starred in it (Adrienne Shelly) got murdered by some psycho construction worker in her apartment building. Kind of ruined ever watching it again for me.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Lou Cypher

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    Or a last dash for extra cash. Either way, it's pathetic.
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    She'll cash in at the book signing.
    $100 per ticket to attend.
     
  8. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    What kind of cookie does Lisa bake after not having sex for 5 years? I don't know what it's called but it's a shit-brown crumbly mess topped with day-old tuna from the can.
     
  9. Lou Cypher

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    She'd better. She's only gonna sell about ten copies. :D
     
  10. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Is that the "Beth Face" on the girl on the left?
     
  11. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    Have you SEEN some of her concoctions that she forces on people at work? Bleeeeccch. I imagine it's all filled with cat hair and dry scalp bits. I just made myself gag.
     
  12. Lou Cypher

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    :hhh: That's Cheryl Hines. She does look like Beth.
     
  13. itpdude

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    You got me with the scalp-bits part. . . . I literally gagged. Most people just say they gagged. I really did. Asshole. . . .
     
  14. Lou Cypher

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    I did too. Agreed, I'm an asshole. :jj:
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I picture her prancing around her apartment with her cat waiting for the oven timer to go off so she can put in another batch.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Lou Cypher

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    Oh you know she does. Creepy, lonely, dehydrated, crazy cookie lady. :jj:
     
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    omg :rofl:
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    You know when the key goes in the door lock the cat darts under the couch.
     
  19. itpdude

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    Does she think her bunny-hop while cradling a cat is cute?

    What I see in this gif:

    Old lady trying to look young
    Perturbed cat
    Pissed off downstairs neighbors banging on their ceiling with a broom-stick yelling, "hey! dry-cunt! Stop hopping around with your fucking cat!"
     
  20. HORSETOOTHED

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