List All of Beth's failures

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Enough of the ambiguous failures Beth may or may not have had...


    Adding to the Gene pool

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    Master Card national ad campaign that lasted a week




    Wheeling a cart
    thank you elias
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    NSAL Calender




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    Author of super low rated book on Amazon

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    Arm warmer model

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    Casino Cinema, Gets belittled and mocked by shitty singers

    Bonus... Denis Rodman grabbed her ass and the producers thought so little of Beth that they aired the ass grab




    Extra personality (shit canned)

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    Literacy



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    True Beauty (8 shows and done)


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    Host G4 Show Filter... canceled


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    Saving a Word Doc
    blamed Howard

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    1. Talent
    2. Humility
    3. Gratitude
    4. Human Kindness


    Keep them coming
     
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  2. Peau de Soie

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    Wheeling a cart.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I'm pretty sure Mastercard Pay Pass, isn't a failure of Beth's, but of Mastercard :jj:
     
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    ^ this is the first time ive seen that. Beff shaking her hands like an epileptic gave me douche chills.
     
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    I noticed that if you google Beth its all positive results for the first ~8 pages, how can this be fixed?
     
  7. chapped

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    It was so bad that Richard Roeper called her performance "whoreish"
     
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  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beth fails to see when she goes to work its really howard dropping her off at daycare.
     
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    Don't hate. Beth may have failed at stuff but now she's a successful arm warmer model.
     
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    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww rep given
     
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  12. Mike in Houston

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    How many units were sold of this abomination? Look at that dog on the cover. Surely Bianca came from NSAL.
     
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    This has nothing to do with the actual topic, but the subject of this thread had me laughing my ass off.
     
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    no argument here about that... but her Google alerts must be a bitch to look at with topic after topic pointing out what a hack she is
     
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    If I am remembering correctly, she had a show on G4 that lasted exactly one episode.
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she had a gig on extra too doing standup mic in hand style interviews, she was haaaaarible. then she vanished.
     
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    On this point, shouldn't we really stop calling her Beff and other nicknames and stick to Beth O or Beth Ostrosky? I hate if all of the fine work being done here never goes mainstream.
     
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    ...yep she just cant pull off the fresh faced collegiate look anymore. she does horseface pretty good tho.
     
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