List animals you know you could personally take in a one-on-one fair unarmed fight.

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  1. Chriza

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    Any rabbit.

    Small pig.

    I think I could take a dolphin.

    :bigthink
     
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    Mlaw
     
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    I would fuck up a hyena

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    pretty much anything except for a lion, tiger, or bear or the larger african and asian animals, like elephantay's and hippos.
     
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    I could beat a cat, but I'm nervous about its agility and its claws.
     
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    What primates would you fight?
     
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    Nigga dream of clockin hoes..

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    [video=youtube;FAEAKPXMIG8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAEAKPXMIG8[/video]
     
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    Meanwhile he loves porn star dick and he thinks all hot women are ugly.
     
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    De-clawed cat.

    Pretty sure I could take a kitten.
     
  11. Mur

    Mur soon

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    I think I could take a cow. (not a bull though)
     
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    I could whip a goldfish's monkey ass.
     
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    I would love to see a silverback step to me :grr:

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    I thought of that. Fuck. The fight would be so disgusting.
     
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    :ninja:'d
     
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    jus mo evidense yo
     
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    So it's come to this? :facepalm:
     
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    reggies.
     
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    Pitbull that's half beaner. :punch:
     
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    Depends if Mlaw is pulling her weight. She could do some heavy damage if you took her lightly. One solid punch into the liver would bring her to her knees and you could finish her from there. Also no stamina whatsoever. If she tried to bite you you could yank those fake chompers out and let her try to gum you