List Beth's successes / failures

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Jun 2, 2012.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Birth
    mom caves
    true beauty
    fucking Arabs for cash
    modeling
    twitter
     
  2. jake206

    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    It's kind of sad that you didn't specify whether any of the things you listed were success or failures. I can see them going either way...
     
  3. ilovebacon

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    Gossip Cops FAIL
     
  4. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    Married into money
    Everything else is a failure
     
  5. Groucho Marx

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    Learned to tie her shoes

    Well, that about wraps up the successes.
     
  6. joe361

    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    Married Howard and that's it for the success column.
     
  7. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Marrying Howard > All of Beth's failures.
     
  8. JohnnyDollar

    JohnnyDollar Racist Banned User

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    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    quick end to the thread
     
  10. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    LOL. I was thinking the same thing.
     
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    success---> landed a whale
    failure--> saying animoes correctly
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Success: None.

    Failures: Having to spread her legs for a fuckin' stork.
     
  15. jyanks

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    Failure - Saving a Word Document
     
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    Successes: nothing, except marrying a rich guy

    Failures: everything else
     
  17. Undead

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    Beth marries Howard...who she "doesn't know". Yeah sure...Win. Everything else before or since...FAIL.
     
  18. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    failures:

    grammar, vocabulary, speech, and thought
    a healthy sense of shame
    dignity
    tranquility, poise, manners, grace and decorum
    honesty
    natural beauty
    acting her age
    being famous
    being a step-mom
    can't make eyes not look crazy anymore

    successes:

    acting like a child, and getting people who have to deal with her to don kid gloves
    being able to generate blinding hatred from the unwashed massed by the sight of her, the sound of her, or even just the mention of her name