Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Jun 2, 2012.
fucking Arabs for cash
It's kind of sad that you didn't specify whether any of the things you listed were success or failures. I can see them going either way...
Gossip Cops FAIL
Married into money
Everything else is a failure
Learned to tie her shoes
Well, that about wraps up the successes.
Married Howard and that's it for the success column.
Marrying Howard > All of Beth's failures.
quick end to the thread
LOL. I was thinking the same thing.
success---> landed a whale
failure--> saying animoes correctly
Failures: Having to spread her legs for a fuckin' stork.
Failure - Saving a Word Document
Successes: nothing, except marrying a rich guy
Failures: everything else
Beth marries Howard...who she "doesn't know". Yeah sure...Win. Everything else before or since...FAIL.
grammar, vocabulary, speech, and thought
a healthy sense of shame
tranquility, poise, manners, grace and decorum
acting her age
being a step-mom
can't make eyes not look crazy anymore
acting like a child, and getting people who have to deal with her to don kid gloves
being able to generate blinding hatred from the unwashed massed by the sight of her, the sound of her, or even just the mention of her name