List: Howard Asking About Penis Size

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    We're always accusing Howard of being infatuated with the penis length of other men, but it wasn't until I did some quick keyword searches on MarksFriggin that I realized just how deeply obsessed he truly is. From carefully seducing guys into his trap, to surprise-attacking them with his most burning question besides their net worth, these are Howard's attempts (so far) at getting penis length details in 2013: The Year of the Rerun. (Only a couple of these came from older shows that were replayed in 2013.)

    9/25/13
    Floyd Mayweather
    Howard asked if he's big in the pants. Floyd said he's never measured. FAILED ATTEMPT

    9/10/13
    George Takei
    He said that he has around 7 inches himself. Howard said he breaks the stereotype.

    9/10/13
    Dr. Emil Chynn
    Howard asked if Emil is over 9 inches. Emil said he's not that big. He said he thinks he's about average. Howard said 6 inches is a little longer than average. Emil said that he's about average.

    9/10/13
    CeeLo Green
    Howard asked if he's like 9 inches. CeeLo said that he's about 7.

    9/3/13
    Chris Brown
    (Via porn star Lisa Ann)
    Howard asked Lisa about doing Chris Brown. Lisa said he's pretty well endowed. She said that his cock is pretty big. Howard asked if he's as big as Mandingo. ... FAILED ATTEMPT

    9/3/13
    JD Harmeyer
    (Howard talking about him to porn star Lisa Ann)
    Howard said that JD has a pretty big penis from what he's heard. FAILED ATTEMPT

    11/13/03 (Replayed August 2013)
    Jay Leno
    (Via Sandra Bernhard)
    Howard told Sandra that he couldn't believe that Jay was ''big'' in the pants. She said she thinks he's probably shrunk over the years but he was definitely over 8 inches back when she was with him. Howard asked her if it was big like Tommy Lee.

    8/20/13
    19-year-old entrepreneur Alex Xander
    Howard asked if he has an above average penis. Alex said he thinks so. He said he's got more than 6 inches. Howard asked if he's 9 inches.

    8/20/13
    John Legend
    Howard said he hopes he has a small penis. John said he hates to disappoint him. He said he's not going to talk about that but he's not small. FAILED ATTEMPT

    8/19/13
    Dr. Gellman (Performed surgery on Wesley Warren -- the man with the 200-pound testicles)
    Howard asked Dr. Gellman how big he is. Gellman said that he doesn't think anyone cares. FAILED ATTEMPT

    7/16/13
    "Friday Night Lights" writer/director Pete Berg
    (Via Whitney Cummings)
    Howard said that he's a great guy. Howard said they were hanging out and Pete showed him some boxing moves. Howard said that moved him. He said he has never had a man in his life that taught him anything. ... Howard asked if he's over 9 inches. Howard said he heard he's large. FAILED ATTEMPT

    5/29/13
    Gentleman Gaga
    **Booked because he plays piano with his penis.**

    5/13/13
    Rod Stewart
    Howard said Rod would travel with guys who would call him ''The Dick'' but not because he was a bad guy. He said that he was very large in the penis department. Rod said that his wife says it's not large but it's very pretty.

    4/30/09 (replayed July 2013)
    Hugh Jackman
    Howard asked if his penis is a good size. Hugh said that he thinks it's pretty good sized. Howard asked if he's okay with showing it because it's pretty big. Hugh said that it's fine and said that it's probably over 6 inches.

    6/25/13
    Randy (Kathy Griffin's boyfriend)
    Howard asked Randy if he's over 9 inches. Randy said he's pretty well endowed. He was hinting that he might be around 7 inches. Howard said that there are so many guys who have been in there lately with a big penis.

    6/17/13
    Scott Thorson
    Howard asked Scott why so many celebrities were trying to have sex with him. Scott said he has about 9 inches of cock. Howard asked if that's what sealed the deal for Liberace.

    6/17/13
    Michael Jackson
    (Via Scott Thorson)
    Howard asked how Michael's penis was. Scott sad that it was like 6-7 inches.

    6/17/13
    Ralph Cirella
    Howard asked Ralph how big his cock is. Ralph said that he's like 8 inches. Howard asked if that's true. Ralph said no. FAILED ATTEMPT

    6/16/13
    Nick Cannon
    Howard said he bets Nick has a big dick too. Nick said he's never had a complaint. Howard asked if he's got more than 7. Nick said he does when he's erect. ... Howard said he was over 7 but under 8? Nick said he was right at the tip of 9. ... Howard said 9 inches is perfect.

    6/16/13
    Jonah Falcon
    **Booked only because he has a 13-inch penis.**

    6/16/13
    Chris Rock
    Howard asked if he's over 9. Chris said he's not saying that but he's heard compliments. FAILED ATTEMPT

    6/19/13
    Dr. Fisch
    Howard asked how big he is. Dr. Fisch said he has never measured. Howard said that's a lie. FAILED ATTEMPT

    6/19/13
    Kid Rock
    Howard asked Kid if he has a giant penis. ... Howard asked Kid Rock if he's huge. Kid said he's more than 6 inches.

    6/19/13
    Matt Lauer
    Howard said all of the male guests he's had in the studio this week all have over 9 inches. Matt said the trend is continuing now. Howard said he figured he was big. He told Robin that. ... Howard asked Matt if he's kidding about the 9 inches. Matt told him to talk to Annette about that. FAILED ATTEMPT

    5/6/13
    Ross Mathews
    Howard asked Ross if he has big balls. Ross said he's fine. He said he has about 6 inches too. He said no one wants to hear about that though. Howard said he heard he has 7 inches. Ross said he'll go with that.

    5/17/06 (replayed May 2013)
    John Daly
    John told Howard that he's got a penis that's about 10 inches long and about half the girth of a beer can. Howard thought that was pretty amazing. He didn't have any idea that he had something like that in his pants.

    10/06/09 (replayed April 2013)
    Reggie Jackson
    Howard asked Reggie if he's over 6 inches. Reggie said that he was working him very nicely but he just can't help himself. Howard said it really is an issue for him. FAILED ATTEMPT

    3/18/13
    Michael (sat in on the news with his wife because he donated money to charity)
    Howard asked how big Michael is. Michael said he's close to 8. Howard gave him a ''Wow!'' for that.

    2/26/13
    Alex Jones
    Howard asked if he's over 6 inches. Alex said he's doing fine in that department. FAILED ATTEMPT


    For comparison, the average number of times this year that a male talk show host of Howard's stature asked a guest about the length of his penis: 0.0.
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yeah it is amazing every time it's about cock size in these interviews ha! Though Michael Kearns is gay and that was his friend I think who sat with him.
     
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    :) Very interesting study of Marksfriggin documentation!
     
  4. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    It would be easier if you listed the people he didn't ask.

    Oh, and you missed him asking metallicas guitar tech which member had the biggest cock.
     
  5. flonsta

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    That's quite an amazing list. Howard's fixation on that is just super weird.
     
  6. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Damn, what a catalog of cock-talk. He needs it, badly.
     
  7. schnauzer

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    I'm starting to wonder if, requesting cock size info is another of his OCD's. Don't get me wrong -- i'm totally sold on Howard being full-on gay. I don't doubt that for a minute. But the need to aggressively demand penis measurements, over & over, sounds to me like some sort of ritualistic habit that he's frightened to stop, in case it's cessation causes bad luck.
     
  8. Rob0729

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    Why would Howard need to ask Ralph his penis size? Howard not only knows his penis size, but how many inches Howard can take in his mouth without gagging.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    This is bullshit.









    Where's the rest of the list?!
     
  10. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    So, what's the Wigs particular obsession with 9 inches? Has he worked from experience out that that is the maximum length he can personally deepthroat?
     
  11. 14chimneys

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    When you see it documented like this its 100% weird. I remember before he saw Richards dick he asked him when he was standing there in his boxers.... Why doesn't Howard just fuck his gross wife & after he cums then fuck her with a 14" dildo? Or just wear a 9" strap-on? He seems to love that size.
     
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    That's perfect? WTF? I read through alot of those, what is it with Howard and 9inches?
     
  13. Hateman

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    Well done! Plus reps
     
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    Don't forget to add to the list asking Metallica's guitar tech who in the band had the biggest cock. Just a bizzare question that only a fag would care about.
     
  15. Robert Higgins

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    This is Wigward's lame way of trying to be outrageous in his new evolved gay friendly Ellen/Rosie impersonation. All part of his long and surely unsuccessful audition for a late night talk show.

    Not it funny, not fun.
     
  16. MutteringJohn

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    I didn't listen to the show yet. Did he ask Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
     
  17. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Howard is lucky he doesn't live in one of those African countries where being gay is punishable by death, bcs this list reads like an overwhelming Exhibit A against the old queen.
     
  18. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I used to think that. Now I think he is cock obsessed.

    Have you heard his voice and how he salivates while lisping his way through cock talk?

    Blech. :puke:
     
  19. Bethstampon

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    Yes, his broken little mind is obsessed that he cannot satisfy Beff and it is why she abandons him all of the time for shitty red carpets.
     
  20. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    yet no one has asked the penis obsessed wigdad if hes a faeg :dontknow: