List of Fake Hair. (Howard dodges a bullet)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dreamking, May 9, 2014.

  1. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    FN ponderous, man!
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    His hair is not fake. It's just not his.
     
  4. Wigless

    Wigless Well-Known Member

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    He is not famous enough to make that list.
     
  5. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Wiggy and fellow baldies, Michael Bolton, Kiefer Sutherland and Fabio breath a sigh of relief.
     
  6. Botox Barnacle

    Botox Barnacle Well-Known Member

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    Next to Wiggy - Sean Penn has officially the worst wig. Fuck is wrong with him.
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  7. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Moe Howard. Shemp Howard. Jerry "Curly" Howard. And the missing Howard....... ^ ^ ^
     
  8. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    It kills me that he is fucking Adèle Exarchopoulos.

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  10. GFY

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    A lot of those look like wigs or transplants. But some are just people with longer hair or different hairstyles than in the first picture.
     
  11. Missypooh RN

    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    Looks like he needs eyebrow wigs... they're non existant. :dontknow:

    she looks thrilled to be with him. :rolleyes:

    also looks like she could be his daughter... :puke:
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...hes fuking charleze theron. in fact hes pussy whipped by her.
     
  13. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Cross dressers like Howard and Ru Paul weren't included in the list.
     
  15. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Aging sucks.

    90% of us, if we were rich, would probably roll the dice on medical technology rolling back our clocks or giving us bigger dicks. (given my gargantuan dimensions, I never have to worry about that...)

    As an inveterate BS'r, I recently learned that the key to lying is knowing when to stop. (Are you listening Riley Martin?)

    Same theorem applies to plastic surgery.
     
  16. guruhugz

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    Stern needs to get a photo out fast of Toni using a curling iron on his "hair" to fool everybody.
     
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  17. Samurai

    Samurai Well-Known Member VIP

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    Or the pics are from different head angles. Heck, some of them, like John Cleese, I can't tell any hairline difference at all.
     
  18. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Somewhere in Nigeria there's a bald Ronald McDonald and a new S-50.
     
  19. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    please stop staring at me. There's nothing to see here.

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  20. Mike Huntslooce

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    All he needs are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and he's fine.