List of Fake Stories told by Howard and Beth

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  1. RobinsLapBand

    RobinsLapBand Member

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    List all of the fake stories told through the years by Beth and Howard about themselves.

    Beth Stern appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon this week and told the host that when she first started dating the King of All Media, he hooked her up with a bag filled with dildos to pass on to a lonely, single friend. *The True Beauty beauty also stated that she proceeded to spill the 15 dildos on a Manhattan sidewalk mid-trip.
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    actually I believe that one, I don't believe they got 3 cats already declawed though
     
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    Beth Stern, wife of radio personality Howard Stern, had just left her home [...] near Broadway at 5am to walk her dog when she found the owl lying on the sidewalk. Nobody witnessed anything, but he has a wing injury and a possible fractured coracoid as well. Most likely some sort of collision, either car or window. He cannot fly presently, but is calm, quiet and eating well so we hope for the best for him. Beth is a huge animal lover and donates her time to North Shore Animal League and Wildlife Rescue of The Hamptons, as well, and has been contacting us to check on her little rescue regularly.
     
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    Beth broke her hoof *right* before Gary's dad's funeral... mmm hmmm...
     
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    lol@watching Jimmy Fallon. :jj: That show's a bigger wreck than this one.
     
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    The highlight of the interview came when Beth O bubbled over with glee as she told Ellen about Howard's recent photo session with a seal they found on the beach near their Hamptons estate. Beth said that Howard spent hours photographing the seal, walked back to the house and then ran back to the beach because he "forgot to thank the seal".
     
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    We went out to bowl.
     
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    Thye're all fake as shit :shit:
     
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    Beth was a regular on Letterman.

    :lol:



    :rolleye:
     
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    Howard getting laid after his divorce...don't believe it ever happened
     
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    I don't believe the numerous stories of "how they met."
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I think it was back in 2003 but Howard told a story about how Beth and him adopted an inner city youth. The kid had a tough life before he was adopted but turned out to be a superstar in football. After he graduated from HS he went some college in the south on a full ride football scholarship. A few years later he was drafted in the first round of the NFL draft and still continues to play in the league.
     
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    I thought the bag full of dildos story was something that had happened since they've been married. :dontknow:
     
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    Look- he bought her from a Saudi prince/pimp before she had the sex change.
    Everybody knows that.

    Howard was into bondage & S/M and was expanding his perversions into giving golden shiksa's brown showers.
    Originally pre-op Beth was a human toilet. :coffee:
     
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    So..someone has been taking notes!
     
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    I gotta throw the bullshit flag! Beth was not Chaunce Hayden :ohno:
     
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    He once told a story about him not cutting his schedule down to 4 days a week because it would be ripping off his audience. I'm not sure if that story that he told is fake or if he just doesn't care about ripping off his audience.
     
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    and he always had on hand a supply of ice cream & ropes

    and Jackie in the corner to feed him funny lines :jj:
     
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    A lot of the best thoroughbreds come from Arabian bloodlines. He just wanted to wear one of his big, floppy beach hats to the Kentucky Derby.
     
  20. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    whaaaa? blindsided?