List of Howard's complaints about Jimmy's wedding this weekend

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, the reception started SO late!! 7pm!! And the dinner should have been served at 7:30. Robin, it was another 2 hours before they served dinner!!! I was miserable"

    "Robin, Molly's wedding dress wasn't hot at all. Remember how hot Beth's dress was? Robin?"

    "Robin, Jimmy sat us a table full of nobodies...We should have been at a table with other A listers!!!":rolleye:
     
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    "It was so f'n hot Robin. Who knew it'd be near triple digits in Ojai in the middle of July."

    "Plus my belly was fat so my pants were tight. I just wanted to shoot myself. But I did it for Beth cuz she adores Molly."
     
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    "the music was too loud"

    "People were dancing, Robin! wh-wh-wh-why do people do that? what's that all about?"

    "you should have seen the food, Robin! there was beef, there was chicken, hardly a fish entree, and the plates were yuge! don't these people know about portions?"
     
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    Great idea for a thread!

    "Their reverend/preacher/priest/rabbi wasn't even famous!"

    "I was a bit bummed out that Jimmy didn't thank me for our gift. I mean he thanked me, but he didn't give me a reach-around while Molly tongued my asshole, and agree to name their first-born after me. What's up with that?!?"

    "It was so hot I thought I was going to melt, Robin! What kind of place is this where you can't wear layers of scarves and leather jackets in the middle of July?!?"

    "The food was ok, but who only has seven vegetarian options? I gotta tell you, Robin, I thought I was in Auschwitz."
     
  5. Dlist

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    :) I was going to say that too....
    "Robin, the music was so loud. WE had tasteful dinner music. Right Robin? Robin?"
     
  6. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    George Clooney didn't say hi to me. :bigcry:
     
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    "It was so inconsiderate of them to have the wedding in July, right in the middle of the Hamptons social season. What kind of idiot gets married in the summer?"
     
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    "meow" (flush)
     
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    :backlol:Those should be her middle names.
     
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    I don't understand Robin I thought this was another party for me.
     
  11. Dlist

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    Howard will definitely have some comment about how he wasn't given the 'proper' amount of appreciation for showing up.
     
  12. Mr Vengeance

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    "Mehhhhhhh I don't know Robin...I kind of got blown off by Jimmy. I went over to talk to him, and he sort of just nodded and ignored me. I don't get that.....Like what that Reverend was saying at the time was so fucking important. Jimmy made me look like a douche in front of everyone."
     
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    "It was a whole thing Robin, but I showed up for Jimmy and Molly. I got stuck having to say hi to Jimmy's family. Beth doesn't mind of course, she's an angel."
     
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    He would definitely plant seeds and point out Jimmy's allegedly dickheadish moves to Robin but would close with but I love the guy and he is a good friend in fact my only friend or something like that.
     
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    "I don't know, Robin--I thought Molly's dress could'a been sexier, you know? I mean, the idea is to have every guy in the room fantasize about fucking your wife, am I right?"

    Robin: "Oh, absolutely!"
     
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    "Robin, her whole asshole wasn't hanging out. "
     
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    I thought these people I hang out with now were more evolved and didn't eat things like beef or chicken. It turns out there no better than my staff.
     
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    "By the way Robin, did you see how great I looked in my Varvatos leather jacket on AGT??":facepalm:
     
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    "Beth still can't believe she wasn't in the bridal party Robin". "Molly probably knew Beth would look so much hotter and take all the attention away from her". Beth wore this titty dress and every guy there was salivating over her. They all want to fuck her. I think that's why our friend Jenn doesn't hang around us much, she's afraid her fiancé will leave her and beat off to Beth." "Beth is just an angel though. She was so kind she even talked to the waiter for like 2 minutes. She can talk to anyone."
     
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    Fuck! THAT!!!! Nailed it.