Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by pheelios, Aug 22, 2013.
What do you do for a living?
gary's teeth could stop a hurricane
i always found it funny that a guy with a career as a dancing monkey would use that question as a way to show superiority.
What do I do for a living?
I don't wear a bee keeper's mask because I'm so ugly I turn the girls off.
I don't have huge fake choppers and mouth-breathe so that I require irrigation or frequent lip-licking.
Nobody pays me to be the brunt of jokes about every aspect of my life.
My job does not include looking like a pansy in front of thousands in person and millions on TV.
I don't earn anything if I sleep on the job.
When I had an office job I could not wear a blazer with my shirt untucked to hide my gut.
That was also not considered an "upgrade" from my normal work appearance.
I failed to get a massive pay raise for being a fool and referring to something I "collect" by the wrong name, thereby enshrining my nitwittery for all time via a nickname shouted everywhere.
When I had a management job I didn't blame others when things in my department were done wrong. "That's Jason's job" was never an excuse.
I've never been paid $30,000 or so to reveal pathetic embarrassing videotapes of my lovelorn behavior.
I was never able to claim I was good friends with any CEO's just because his kid was on my kid's soccer team, and he was just being polite because he didn't want Howard bashing him for ignoring me.
I was never able to parlay eating chocolate and sleeping on the job while waiting for the phone to ring into a high paying career.
that is so gross
man cave teeth
that is hideous
When Gary goes to the dentist he must get 1,000 lollipops afterwards.
You're in the minority.