Listening to Jim Florentine describe the awfulness that is "Rock of Ages"

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone seen this movie? I knew it sounded bad, but from the way he's describing it on his latest podcast, it makes "Glee" sound like "Die Hard." He's describing a scene on a bus when a girl starts singing "Sister Christian," only to have to entire bus, old ladies and all, join in with different verses.

    Is it really THIS gay/bad? Could someone who already took a hit for the team and watched it please confirm? Oy vey...
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    And this is coming from a guy who banged a 60 year old bald black woman so he knows awful when he sees it.
     
  3. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Point.
     
  4. exarro

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    haven't seen it, never will because i'm certain its garbage just like every other fucking flick that shat out these days.
     
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    you can't tell from the trailers?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    They gayed up Rock n Roll! : O
     
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    I thought it was a vehicle to show tom's body?
    He is in shape for a fidget..but millions of dollars does tend to get you the best nutrinests and exercise and health experts so I'm not impressed...and it buys pretty wives too:p
     
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    I heard that Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend can't act or sing.
     
  9. BrerJimmy

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    It's from the director of "Zac Efron's Pool Party", so be your own judge.
     
  10. ImmaJudge

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    Hollywood blames piracy for low box office numbers, but most movies aren't even worth downloading. :dontknow:
     
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    I'd love to see an episode of Jim's show That Metal Show talk about what a piece of shit this movie is. Normal metal heads don't want to see that creepy fruit Cruise sing metal. I'm not saying I have things against gay people since I love Rob Halford/Judas Priest.
     
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    I saw the play last year. Yes...they are gaying up rock and roll.
    I heard a clip of Cruise singing "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and it was the most soulless, horrible thing I've ever heard.
     
  13. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I wish he'd come back on the show. He's funny.
     
  14. Wesmantooth

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    It got three throbbing cocks on metacritic. I heard you can get the gay from just watching the previews. true story
     
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    yes, boning up on that makes him a better man than me :bow:
     
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    it's true...I saw the trailer and had to jerk off to lesbian porn for 4 hours straight to get it out of my head.
     
  17. MobyDick

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    80's hair metal is something to goof on, not praise, at least for 90% of the population. So it's no surprise that a movie based on a musical that's based on the tail-end of that era bombed.
     
  18. MobyDick

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    True that. Bad Movies are what's killing Hollywood, not piracy. And there are a fuck ton of 'em coming out every month.
     
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    [video=youtube;qytyndZ-3u4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytyndZ-3u4[/video]
     
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    Assholes are hooked on CGI like its heroin.........Independent is the only place you'll find anything cerebral........