Little Green Fuck Fuck Birdy.

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  1. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Does anyone here tell there children stories like this? I know I don't. Apparently Beth's father told the kids a story called "Little Green Fuck Fuck Birdy". Um....at least it's wasn't pink? Or was it..... So many disturbing questions...

    Will this be Beth's follow up book for kids? :happy:





    Oh...and Beth admitted to being a filthy whore.....
     
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    I think Beff developed her own version of "Fuck Fuck Birdy" that she played extensively in the Emirates.
     
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    I'm a filthy whore!
     
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    I would like Beth to elaborate on this little green fuck fuck birdy story.
    I want to know what that little bird gets up to and how much fucking it did.
    What a wonderful children's story!
     
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    "Fuck Fuck Birdie, The story a Whore and her Pussy."
     
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    it's a whole world of pretend
     
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    Personally, I would love to hear what Benji would get out of that dumb dumb in an hour long, one on one interview. :hilarious:
    Beth doesn't seem to have any idea of what's inappropriate to say publicly.
    In pretty much a few minutes she came out with this bizarre fuck fuck birdy thing AND that she can't be faithful to anyone.
    I want moar!
     
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    endless circle of lies deception and deceit. You got what you deserve wiggy. she really is precious :jj:
     
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    It was fun and funny. Beth off handedly talking about fucking around on EVERY boyfriend ever (but Howard:jj:).
    Then after Howard thinking something up after a minute blurting out that they were ALL horrible to her. Good stuff.
     
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    Robin is seething.:giggle:
     
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    Alternate name for Yoda's book was, 'Yoda the Huge White Pussy that ate the Little Green Fuck Fuck Bird' True story
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    She said it was because her father was trying to get her brother to say the word Fuck when he was a little boy????
    Shit, that's the EASIEST word for a kid to say, they ALL know it's wrong.....that whole thing was entirely weird....The fact that Benjy was even going to ask that question, the fact that Howard asked her about it the night before, and that she wanted to "surprise" him with the answer.....none of this makes any sort of sensh.....
    The entire interview was written by Howard, I firmly believe this....Not fun, not funny.....oh and Beth was a paid whore....and still is.....
     
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    It was Beth's first appearance ever that had me glued to the radio. I don't think the show has had a more interesting segment in years. And of course Robin had to try to save her boss by declaring all of the "Beth cheated on 100% of her past boyfriends" talk "boring."
     
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    I hate when BabaFuckHead and Robin have to rush to the defense of Howard every second.

    He's a grown man, he should be able to defend himself.
     
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    Right, they were all horrible to HER.

    Says who?

    What a blind old tool.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    This is the fake story Robin. Robin?
     
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    I believe he said they were :quote: not cool :quote: to her. What sixty year old man talks like that? Act your age, you ridiculous old man. This isn't 1977.
     
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    Beth undermined quite a few bullet points in the myth that Howard has created around her.
    • She doesn't want kids. WRONG. She would have kids in a second if Howard would go along with it.
    • She doesn't say "fuck," she says "make love." WRONG. She had no problem asking Benjy about fucking other girls.
    • She wasn't dating anyone when she met Howard at a dinner party. WRONG. She was dating three people at the time.
     
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    And this whole ridiculous bullshit story was made up by Howard to make Beefarino appear cool and edgy. :rolleye:

    They both are repulsive people.
     
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