Little known facts about Oderus

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  1. Estocada

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    1. Will occasionally rapidly fire two six shooters until his body lifts off ground. He calls it 'getting his Yosimitie Sam on'

    2. Has a 1981 Crown Victoria up on blocks that he is 'restoring' to be his party car. Backseat filled with empty PBR cans, home to a family of raccoons.

    3. Has raised a very racially tolerant family in his 1000 percent white neighborhood.

    4. Has a secret panty fetish. Gets them delivered to a post office box in Moab. O la la!

    5 Short lived message board modship ended with him screaming 'I'm still standing', waving an automatic weapon, and a noseful of fine, fine cocaine.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    Wrong!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Estocada

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    I'm tired of keeping his secrets.
     
  4. gilaet

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    He eats just the coconut on Sno Balls.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    He goes to the movies just to watch the previews. Leaves before the real movie starts
     
  7. Oderus

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    Sno Balls are gross
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    See?
     
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    :lol:
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    Oderus loves little children and puppies.

    Fried in the winter and smoked in the summer.
     
  11. Oderus

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    smoked puppy is cheap, healthy and delicious
     
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    and it is girl scout bait
     
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    I don't care enough about oderus to post in this thread.
     
  14. Oderus

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    fuck you, bro
     
  15. Oderus

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    happy new year, bud
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    He cries every time he watches "Mommie Dearest".
     
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    nah, my eyes just leak sometimes
     
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    :gayhand:
     
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    goddammit
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    He owned a guitar for 3 years before realizing he needed strings.