1. Will occasionally rapidly fire two six shooters until his body lifts off ground. He calls it 'getting his Yosimitie Sam on' 2. Has a 1981 Crown Victoria up on blocks that he is 'restoring' to be his party car. Backseat filled with empty PBR cans, home to a family of raccoons. 3. Has raised a very racially tolerant family in his 1000 percent white neighborhood. 4. Has a secret panty fetish. Gets them delivered to a post office box in Moab. O la la! 5 Short lived message board modship ended with him screaming 'I'm still standing', waving an automatic weapon, and a noseful of fine, fine cocaine.