Live-action Archie movie on the way

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  1. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    According to Deadline, there’s a live-action Archie movie on the way, based on the comic books involving the iconic redheaded high schooler and his pals. And unlike what you might be seeing at most movie sites, this is not going to be about a zombie apocalypse. It’s going to be a teen movie, maybe with some musical element and likely following a simple love triangle story. Maybe there’ll be one additional dramatic arc common to the long tradition of the world of Riverdale. But there is no way Warner Bros., which just closed the deal to develop this thing, would base the first major motion picture out of this 70-year-old property on a new horror-themed title that Archie Comics has out on the stands this year.

    http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/there-is-no-way-the-archie-movie-will-be-about-zombies.php
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    GP2 Style. :cool:

    will Archie be a weepy Norwegian who can't get laid and asks for cock pics from website administrators? :bigthink
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    [video=youtube_share;XBojt6fDVvw]http://youtu.be/XBojt6fDVvw[/video]
    hope it's as unintentionally funny as this.
     
  4. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It's gonna suck. I don't see any way around it.
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Worst comic, even shittier characters. I'm sure the movie will be a blockbuster.
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'd totally bang those two chicks.
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    The father is singing to a group of little girls and gesturing with his dick. This is unacceptable. :facepalm: I mean, *what*is that?!?
     
  9. mike25

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    this. i've read a few of them and never understood the appeal.
     
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    hollywood is dead
     
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    oh, well, i would read it if mario was in it :c