************Live AGT Mockery Thread*********

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Can overworked Howard pull it out once again and set another new historic ratings low for AGT. Last week's fail will be hard to beat. The show is on against absolutely nothing tonight, various reruns and other sad gimmicky Summer fill in shows.
     
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    "Best talent ever, Robin!"

    Emily West & William Close to Perform on 'America's Got Talent' on Wednesday, August 18
    Twelve More Acts to Perform Aug. 18 for a Chance to Win the $1 Million Prize on NBC

    NEW YORK – August 17, 2015 – “America’s Got Talent” season nine finalist, Emily West, returns to the Radio City Music Hall stage to perform “Nights in White Satin” with season 7 finalist William Close during the live results show on Wednesday, Aug. 19 (8-9 p.m. ET.) Twelve more acts from the Top 36 will perform this week in hopes of securing a spot in the semi-final rounds.

    Since competing on “AGT,” singer Emily West signed with Sony Music Masterworks’ Portrait imprint. Shortly thereafter, West launched and headlined a multi-city residency tour in New York, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and Chicago. Last week she released her debut album, “All For You,” featuring three original songs co-written by West and most recently served as an opening act on Jay Leno’s comedy tour with additional shows to come. The Waterloo, Iowa native started her career with a move to Nashville at the age of 18 to develop her songwriting and performance skills. West was nominated for an Academy of Country Music Award in 2010 for “Blue Sky,” a duet with Keith Urban. This Fall, she will join fellow “AGT” performers for “America’s Got Talent Live: The All-Stars Tour!” set to hit 42 cities nationwide (www.agtlivetour.com).

    Musician, installation artist and visionary William Close will return to the “AGT” stage with the Earth Harp, one of over a hundred musical instruments that he has invented. Close created the instrument in 1999 and it was recently named by the Guinness Book of World Records?as the world’s longest playable stringed musical instrument, with strings that extend up to 1000 ft. in length and turn every space into a giant instrument. The Earth Harp has been installed in some of the most iconic destinations in the world such as Temples in Vietnam, The Coliseum in Rome, Italy and the Kennedy Center and Lincoln Center in the United States. Close has also created permanent Earth Harp installations for Cirque du Soleil's show "Ka" at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and in a 1,300 seat theater aboard the Royal Caribbean International's ship Quantum of the Seas. William is the Founder and Artistic Director of the Earth Harp Collective, an internationally renowned performance group that combines the creative forces of artists, musicians, dancers and aerialists.

    The live performance shows at Radio City Music Hall continue on Tuesday, Aug. 18 (8-10 p.m. ET), when twelve more acts from the Top 36 perform for America’s vote. Last week, America chose Alondra Santos (Judges’ Save,) Benton Blount, Drew Lynch, Paul Zerdin, Piff the Magic Dragon, Samantha Johnson (Dunkin’ Save) and SIRO-A to move on to the semi-finals.

    The 12 contestants performing on Tuesday, Aug. 18 are:

    3 Shades of Blue www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOVapRjJbsc

    Animation Crew www.youtube.com/watch?v=VouddxjEhRQ

    Arielle Baril www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwhtbtSmcDs

    Damone Rippy www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMS7GEOIoo

    Derek Hughes www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFn42Nc9p8

    DM Nation www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTohAT4O26A

    Freckled Sky www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOtqbAxRkyM

    Ira www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqt_g-U_A18

    Myq Kaplan www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgCPdnHXqCw

    The CraigLewis Band www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDdTtvCMbq8

    Sharon Irving www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaANAoxiao

    Uzeyer Novruzov www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaYmK50Ubg

    For Tickets to see “America’s Got Talent” live at Radio City Music Hall, visit www.nbc.com/tickets.

    This season’s winner of “America’s Got Talent” will have the opportunity to headline an exclusive engagement of “America’s Got Talent Live!” in Las Vegas, Nevada, Oct. 22-24in the PH Showroom at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino. Tickets will go on sale to the public after the winner is announced during the “America’s Got Talent” season finale on Wednesday, Sep. 16.

    “America’s Got Talent” is produced by FremantleMedia North America and Syco Entertainment. Simon Cowell, Sam Donnelly, Jason Raff, Trish Kinane and Richard Wallace are the executive producers.

    Please visit the official show site at: http://www.nbc.com/agt

    For artwork and a complete press kit from the show please visit the NBC Universal Media Village website at http://www.nbcumv.com/mediavillage/

    For the latest “America’s Got Talent” news, videos, and photos, please like on Facebook, subscribe on YouTube and follow on Twitter, Instagram and Google+:
     
  3. EvolvedMarbles

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    Howard has already finished his brackets.

    Cawfee break Robin hoo hoo
     
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    He's really lowered the bar but I believe he can go lower. I believe in Howard.
     
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    For once I actually agree with Mariann from Brooklyn, you guys.

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    Someone please send this to MFB and Howard.
     
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    AGT has no competition tonight, and tomorrow night the results show runs into Big Brother and Masterchef, so it will get destroyed again. Will it be the blood bath it was last week? I don't see why not. The show has been trending downward all season....last week's "performance show" was the second highest rated of the season with a 2.5 (the debut show was a 2.6, which is still a joke compared to the 3.5's Piers was pulling in) but the "results show" was the lowest rated show in AGT history. The numbers are worth a look at between Tuesday and Wednesday:

    Episode 11 - 2.5 rating, 11.18 million viewers
    Episode 12 - 1.6 rating, 8.3 million viewers

    From one night to the next, the show lost almost 3 million viewers and almost a full rating point. Pretty much means that Stern and company kept nobody interested enough to want to watch the results show. Stern has been an absolute disaster on AGT, and the numbers prove my point.

    Keep up the great work Stern...lets strive for another record breaking rating this week...I know you can bring that show below a 1.5 rating.
     
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    Less than two hours before live Howard!!!!!!!

    Contain your excitement..........
     
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    No one gives a shit anymore..... :snore:

     
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    The "winner" from year or two ago, the magician douche, came on last week with a fucking HARRIBLE trick that you can literally buy online for $80. It's older than my fucking grandmother and performed in backyards across America by embarrassing uncles everywhere.

    The "Multiplying Bottle" trick is simple bottomless, hollow bottles that are decreasing in size so that they can be stacked on top of each other. My nine year old figured it out. :jj:


     
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    Ha, maybe I'll watch this with you all tonight. :D Just for the fuck of it. :banghead:
     
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    Just to prove how scary talented the winner from last year is, here is his actual performance of the $80 magic trick.

    Also included is the EXACT SAME TRICK, performed a few days before on national TV during the "Masters of Illusion" series. :rofl:

    EDIT**** The Master of Illusion video won't play. :dontknow: Anyhow, some different douche performed the same shitty trick within four days of the great talent Howard discovered.

     
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    Standing by
     
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    Coffee has been consumed.
     
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    Ugh tough choices. Watching this boring show instead of baseball or the end of edge of tomorrow again
     
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