******Live AGT Tonight - Results Show Mockery******

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Where's @Nemo

    The passive aggression will be flying, Starbucks mention? Aniston wedding? Donald Trump?

    NBC may learn the same lesson CBS did having this clandestine fucker on air with nothing to lose and marbles to gain.
     
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    Stern isn't going to have the "drive" to get up on stage and dance with gay male strippers, or console crying kids who can't sing...nor will he lay across the table anymore trying to be "shocking". Stern will do to AGT what he has done to the HSS the last 5 years...put the show on cruise control and stare at the clock.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...whos tonights guest judge?
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    IDK, he still doesn't have a gig after Sirius. I think he'll be trying to get anyone who has eyes to notice him.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He will definitely half ass it. He'll have the head leaning on hand posture. He'll make it all about him. He'll make inside jokes Noone will understand and act like an overall child. As he always does when he doesn't get his way.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    So basically they scheduled tapings to ensure a full audience of shnitzel-bloated German tour bus zombies and flabby Mid-Western derelicts looking to get out of the heat of the afternoon sun.
     
  11. lovetalkradio

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    Yet he couldn't give tickets for the guy from 'Nam yesterday. What and asshole. He needs all the fans he can get.
     
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    He is going to announce to the world that he will be giving the eulogy at Frank Gifford's funeral :coffee:
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Live shows start tonight, no guest judges as far as I know.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    So the favorite to win AGT is a Japanese group, guess they couldn't find enough American's to take their pennies on the dollar annuity as a prize.

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    If that Siro A act seems like the best of the lot, AGT could be headed towards more sub 2.0 ratings again this month.

     
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    Wait a minute. They tape it "live" and edit it?
    Is that what they do now?
    I only went to the live shows the first year, which were LIVE live.
    Wow. Wow and wow. :facepalm:
     
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    How will he spin it when the ratings go up next year? He'll probably never mention AGT again, that's how.
     
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    Who the fuck would want to go to Liberty State Park for this shit?
     
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