Live update of a guy being cheated on by his wife.. great read

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  1. La Flama Blanca

    La Flama Blanca Well-Known Member VIP

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    Story and reddit link below. trolling or not, it is a good read.

    For one thing this story is long…really, really long. And it’s not done yet; as in the guy who’s getting cheated on is still in the process of collecting evidence on his wife and secretly meeting with divorce lawyers. But if you’re looking for a good cheating story where you get every single detail of what’s going on…then this is for you.

    As always the best stories on the Internet come straight outta Reddit, including user Mylifesuxnow‘s lengthy (but worthwhile) tale about his wife cheating on him:


    My wife (Jenny) and I have been married for 8 years. We met when we were 22 and we had both just graduated from university. It’s been great so far, we haven’t had a huge argument where we’ve had to separate for a period of time or anything like that. Also, we have given each other our passwords to our phones and personal emails.

    Well, Jenny was sleeping this morning and my brother shot her a text. My brother’s wife (Carly) and Jenny are planning on going out of town for a get-away while my brother, I, and some friends are going to watch football on Sunday and hang out during the weekend. He was asking Jenny to text Carly on his phone because Carly dropped her phone in the toilet. My brother and Carly were basically sharing phones for the time being till she gets a new phone.

    I decided to open up the phone and reply something stupid and funny in order to embarrass Jenny. So I opened up the iMessage app and went to read their previous conversation to see what was happening, so I could tell a relevant joke. 2nd to the top of the list of conversations was a chat with a guy/girl named Zack. I didn’t know who Zack was, but the most recent thing he sent her was “ To my horror, there was sexually explicit talk of what he wanted to do to Jenny when she “crawled up next to his sack.” What a filthy beast. I scroll up, and there are multiple nudes from both of them waiting for me to discover. Most of them are dated sometime between 1-4am (usually I’m sleeping then, smart.) so I knew she was obviously trying to hide it from me.

    I realized my wife is cheating on me. I took a moment to realize that this was the end of our marriage. All of our happy times, our foreign trips, and our romantic nights must have meant nothing to her. I put the phone down and went to the bathroom to freshen up while Jenny was still sleeping.

    I carry on with my day, make breakfast and wake her up. While she was sleeping, her phone went off 7 times (yes, I counted) and they were good morning texts from Zack and a confirmation to see if she was still visiting him this weekend.


    http://www.brobible.com/life/article/caught-wife-in-law-cheating/4/

    live updates

    http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2suuxr/live_updates_tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text/
     
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    Reddit + Dawgs = Cygnus.
     
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    if this is real then this dude is weird for posting all this online as it happens

    if this fake then this dude is weird for putting in this level of effort to fuck with the internet people
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Whenever dealing with outlandish internet stories, I always fall back to Occam's Razor.
     
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    Meh. You know.... the guy knew. Why all the need for the dramaaaaaa?
     
  7. Beth Stern

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    How does one read Reddit correctly. Im caught in the damn cliff hanger here ffs.
     
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    This.
     
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    lol @ ppl still fall for this shit

    sound like he suffered a big loss
     
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    Hahahahahahaha
     
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    Reddit does have a lot of creative people that create some good original stories. This guy is one, but his shit belongs in Self.WritingPrompts.
     
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    AGT, do you believe it's fake? I didn't think someone would put that much effort and I'm entertained.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I just hope it turns out the wives are getting it on with each other.
     
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    you're right, I'm easily entertained.
     
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    reminds of the Cygnus thread...
     
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    So does he say how sweet Zack's cock tastes?
     
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    cuz he is fag... bitch cheats you kick her out and move on
     
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    Yeah exactly. He's a total troll, makes 200 grand, has a lawyer, has a prenup, yet he's following her around to the minute for OUR enlightenment?? I don't think so. Not even remotely interesting.