Lizzie... Would you bang?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Once considered the world's ugliest girl.. Lizzie is now at the center of an anti-bulling viral movement

    Elizabeth Ann "Lizzie" Velásquez is an American motivational speaker and author. She suffers from a rare congenital disease which, among other symptoms, impedes her from accumulating body fat

    But Howard thinks she can lose 10 lbs


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  2. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    A six pack of steel reserve plus a can of Crisco and we're on.
     
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    She could stand to lose 15 lbs, right Robin? ... Robin??
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    and they say romance is dead
     
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  5. Bryce

    Bryce 2018 POTY, Kimbra Forum Gold

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    I cant.. I.

    Im moving.
     
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  6. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    It sucks when trolls fuck with people, but a law against bullying sounds like a slippery slope. No, that was not an Asian joke.
     
  7. hugh jasol

    hugh jasol foxxy Gold

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    I just got a hard off.
     
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    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'd let her give me a handy with the lights dim.
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    I agree!!

    We need the government to stop bullying!!
     
  10. TeeDonkey

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    Sorry I have a warped 2 by 4 here I find more attractive.
     
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  11. chapped

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  12. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I see what you did there!:D
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    I'd totally bang her if only there wasn't something off with her right eye. Total bone(r) killer.
     
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  14. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Not with me. Ill romance her till a hip cracks.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am going to guess that would be sooner than later
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    "Federal Anti-Bullying Bill"?

    Fuck no.
     
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  18. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    she'd fuck your shit up with dem bones. God bless her.
     
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  19. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Ill be gentle until the roofies wear off and she starts to squeal. Then all bets are off.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    you sick fuck!!

    i like the cut of your jib
     
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