LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs.. what would Howard do?

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  1. chapped

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    Given Howards history of letting random men spit in Beths face...

    what would Howard do if someone broke into his house?

    Would he karate them , does he have a lawyer team in his closet ready to pounch,

    would he tell him only Howard breaks an entry,

    would he cry like a bitch and tell the robber to rape beth but please don't hurt him??
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I think it's pretty clear he would break his jaw. Howard has mentioned his jaw-breaking proclivity many times in the past. Oh, and he will clandestinely ruin his career.
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    LL does play a Navy SEAL on TV.
     
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    I'm thinking something involving the cats :bigthink
     
  5. Dick Gozinya

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    Fixed.
     
  6. Mr Vengeance

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    He'd punch the burglar, break his girly hand, and then sue the burglar for infinity billion dollars.

    Then talk about it for 7 weeks on the air.
     
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    How ya doin miss? My name is L I'm from Queens.
     
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    Yup, Howard the tough guy doesn't get pranked, he does the pranking, no one else..:rolleye:
     
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    Mama said knock you out.
     
  10. chapped

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    the coward in all his glory


    [video=youtube;keeM8afxwIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keeM8afxwIM[/video]
     
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    He would call his head of security and the midget would speed over in his worthless purple corvette pacemaker packing his annoying arrogant lack of personality. After a few minutes of listening to this asshole brag about himself the poor burgular would turn himself in faster than a Sirius listener turning the channel when he gets on the air.
     
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    run crying like a little girl...
     
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    Howard would shit his cargo pants.
     
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    LL beat up ( badly ) a pathetic 56 yr old crackhead ( we all know
    what formidable fighters they are ) i'm thinking LL probably didn't
    need to inflict all that damage on the guy but did so for rec.

    wonder what ethnicity this dude is?
     
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    [video=youtube;BZlxvn_jWgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZlxvn_jWgM[/video]
     
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    The only time Howard threatened anyone with violence was when Howie Mandel said he would try and pull a prank on Howard. If someone were to break into Howard's house he and Beth could easily hide in one of the chimneys while they wait for the cops.
     
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    He would get ralph to use his nunchuks.
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    club him with a handy bowling pin or two.
     
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    or take out his licensed .357 aim at the intruder and hit BetOats
    in her now permanently bent knee .............then leave the dirty work to
    one of those random people who mysteriously wander in off the streets to help
    Howard & BetO run things