Logic Puzzle #1

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  1. porker159

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    Does anybody want to play?

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    1. You may only ask binary questions (yes/no, true/ false, etc).

    2. If you have heard the puzzle before, please do not spoil it for others.

    3. Abandon all preconceived notions. Start with basic questions, and remember to think outside of the box.


    A man strikes gold. However, he is sad, because he knows he will be fired this afternoon. Why?
     
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    If my aunt has a set of nuts, is she my uncle?
     
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    You love sucking cock.
     
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    Gold is his boss' name?
     
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    Gold is his boss' name?

    Good guess, but no.
     
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    So it's the AU kind of gold?
     
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    Is Gold the last name of his faggot jew boss?
     
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    So it's the AU kind of gold?

    No.
     
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    hmmm
     
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    Google doesn't even know the answer. This game is dumb.
     
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  11. porker159

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    Or maybe the reason you're frustrated is because you're dumb?
     
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    is Gold a name of a person?
     
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    Will he be fired from his job?
     
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    is Gold a name of a person?

    No.

    Will he be fired from his job?

    Yes.
     
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    His boss' wife's pussy is made of gold?
     
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    The gold was infected with Ebola?
     
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    Has nothing to do with gold he's just a shitty employee
     
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    He hates jews and his boss is named Goldstein?
     
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    Who the fuck gets fired on a Sunday?
     
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    does striking gold have to do with why he is being fired