Lohan photoshop fail

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Lindsay Lohan fails at Photoshop attempt to enhance her rear
    BY Rachel Maresca
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, March 12, 2015, 8:04 AM
    [​IMG] lindsaylohan via Instagram
    Lindsay Lohan posts Photoshopped photo to Instagram Thursday.
    Lindsay Lohan caused her second social media uproar of the week.

    The 28-year-old actress took to Instagram Thursday to share a leggy photo of herself and appeared to be toying with a photo-editing app in effort to enhance her assets.

    In the image, the red-headed starlet can be seen standing in front of a white door and the area near her backside is very obviously curved and disfigured.

    "My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair," she captioned the pic.

    It's unclear if the starlet was just joking around or if she really didn't notice the error.

    [​IMG] Lexie Appleby/Geisler-Fotopress/© Lexie Appleby/Geisler-Fotopre
    Lindsay Lohan attending the Elle Style Awards 2015 at The Sky Garden on February 24 in London.


    Instagram users didn't hesitate to call Lohan out on the obvious bad editing job.

    "Biggest Photoshop fail of all time," one fan wrote.

    "Impressive that she managed to stand in front of a door that curves to her exact shape. What are the odds?!" another added.

    Lohan's Twitter account was also under attack by fans Tuesday when she shared a tweet with the N-word in a hashtag before quickly deleting it.

    "#kanye&kimAlldayn----$ fun show #PFW," she captioned a pic of rapper Kanye West's concert during Paris Fashion Week.

    "#goodpeople=goodlife all from good moms!!!!!! @dinalohan @krisjenner"

    She later edited the upload and excluded the N-word reference, writing "#kanye&kimAlldayn$" instead.
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    she's still alive?
    I could have sworn she died.
     
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  3. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    We aren't that lucky
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    :jj:
    Busted
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    This crazy bitch gets a pass from me. :dontknow:
     
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  6. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    What's the big deal??

    That's just the way her house is built! :doh:


    [​IMG]
     
  7. Ingens

    Ingens VIP Extreme Gold

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    Her photoshop skills are better than Wiggy's.
     
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    Twenty-eight going on sixty-five! :omg:
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Yeah she's looking rough
     
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    Would....hit....hard....
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    The herpes is strong with this one.
     
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    This is all wrong. Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity predicted a phenomenon called "Gravity Lensing". The photograph is just an example of it.

    See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_lens for more information about this phenomenon. She is just a big ass so it works for her. She's ugly too.
     
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    She's gross. I picture her vag smelling like an ash tray.
     
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    Lolz I hope she paid someone to do that 2
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I picture it much, much worse...
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    It's so depressing. she used to be so hot.

    If someone paid for her to be my hooker for the night, I would just pretend to be passed out drunk


    (my wallet would be locked in the little vault already)
     
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    Damn how flat is her ass, it's still flat after the photoshop.
     
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    Pelican ass
     
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    LEARN TO USE LAYERS, LINS. LAYERS, BABE. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW. Just take off your top first so the knowledge can be properly absorbed.

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