LOL, if a tornado comes while you're driving get out and lay in a ditch :jj:

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Srs, leave a car with some protection to lay in a flooded road ditch. Fuck off people that give this dumb advice.
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    I'm writing this down in pen.
     
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    I love when people incorporate smiley codes into their thread titles
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Looks like someone has been paying a little too much attention to the CNN weather fag.

    :c
     
  5. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Why dont smileys work in titles? This something new?
     
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    First Obama came for my money, then my gun and now he wants my tornado [​IMG]
     
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    PM Dawg..he'll fill you in
     
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    Super hilarious.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'd probably crawl into a drainage pipe right into a nest of rattlers.
     
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    I'm smart enough to not live where there is any chance of a tornado happening.
     
  11. Splash

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    I bet if i listened to the news advice and ran out of my car to jump in a ditch 1. I woukd dive into a field of leaches 2. Some dude that listens to urban music vs the news would steal my car.
     
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    I don't trust the bleaks either :coffee:
     
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    Enjoy the wind :chair:
     
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    Can I just drive away from the tornado? Or is that the worst option?
     
  15. gwartney

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    Some guy would probably offer to tie you to a telephone pole so you won't get blown away. Then he'd smile as he pulled your pants down.
     
  16. Splash

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    I thought hiding in the concrete under a bridge was safe but now they say thats dangerous. So its leave your car and your sheltered bridge embankment for a shallow unprotected 6" ditch.
     
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    :rah::up:


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  18. Splash

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    What neighborhood :yes:
     
  19. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    women are also known as tornados
     
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    If you're going to chase tornados, you should have a roll cage. :ucoffee: