LOL This Guy Is Trying to Nigerian Scam Me On Facebook and I am on a Roll

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    He is trying to tell me he is a soldier in Kabul, originally from Ohio but moved to NY.


    Please list BS questions I can ask him. I will copy/paste some of my epic work so far.
     
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    Way to fuck with the Soldiers :(
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    How big is your cock?
     
  4. Tigger Please

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    • 10:14pm (ME)
      I went to a fair up by where you live in NY. Have you been to the Facade County Fair?


    • [​IMG]10:18pm
      (N. SCAMMER)
      yes sure
     
  5. Tigger Please

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    It's not a soldier!!!! It's a scammer pretending he is a soldier!
     
  6. Summer

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    this...and ask for a pic
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

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    What about your penis?
     
  8. BearShit

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  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Ask him his weapon of choice in the war on terror.
     
  10. Tommy

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    what was your MOS?
     
  11. Summer

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    Why do you hate this great country?
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    "Who is your Daddy and what does he do?"
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Ask him if he is familiar with Ryan Lever.
     
  14. BearShit

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    Tell him Dawgs is a place who loves to give. And we all donate to the Military overseas.

    Tell him to sign up :evil:
     
  15. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    if you need help fucking with him:

    www.419eater.com

    some great stories in there about busting those fucktards
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

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    How about setting up the conference bridge instead of talking to that moron.
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Is your chicken fresh?
    Is your Buffalo Wing sauce spicy?
    :c
     
  18. Summer

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    Ohio? Ask him if he knows Nikkerz
     
  19. Gogol Boobdello

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    My cousin was stationed in Qandafaux, Afghanistan.
     
  20. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Ask him to get T-o-p-l-e-s-s. Tell him when he gets here he'll do it.