LOL watch this cocky old lady massively FAIL at skydiving

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    3 things make this video hilarious:
    1) the lady is so cocky at the beginning of the video
    2) the back flab flapping in the air
    3) the background rock-on party-on music of The Offspring "I Choose". Specifically at 2:48 with the lyrics "If I wasn't such a weenie" as the old bat is dangling in her back flab near death.

    Dumb bitch.
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I pre-emptively laughed even at your description.

    Look at her clawing the door to not go!

    Look at that shit :jj:
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That was amazing.
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    she ain't talking shit now is she
     
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    Reminds me of when I would try to get my dog in the bathtub.
     
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    fake
     
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    I watched the news story after. It said somebody loosened her safety harness to make it more "comfortable". Sounds like Laverne was pissing somebody off. "Come here sweetie, let me help adjust that strap for you."

    :ral:
     
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    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

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    :shitfan:Biscuit,Rubber

    Welcome to the year 2012 :fail:
    Insert :Man Walks on moon pic
     
  9. DeltaRat

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    Son and I jumped from the same place on his 16th birthday ........ So June 2011 now ?? Sorry Rod ...





    I have done it twice since then with co-workers - Unfortunately my youngest son will not do it with me.
     
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    Well, you don't look like a 1/2 tard.
     
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    Biscuit, Rubber. :nojj:
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I want to jump out of a plane but I want to jump alone. I don't want to have some person strapped to me.
     
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    Take a box cutter with you - that you can easily access- once the door is opened.......
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do I get my own chute or am I just plummeting toward my own death at that point? I don't mind, either way.
     
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    You have a box cutter in your own hands ....... Use it for what it is truly intended to do.
     
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    kill myself?
     
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    Can you bounce ?
     
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    As opposed to somebody else's hands?
     
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    Because I feel like that'd be counterproductive if she was alone in the plane.
     
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    RIP 1962 hairdo