LOL watching cops

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Cop: "what's up with your friend man, why's he acting like that"

    Perp: Man, well..."

    Cop: "DONT CALL ME MAN!"

    LOL WTF?
     
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    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    Lol. Saw that and had the same thought. A few episodes again so little faggit kept calling some greasy NJ cop "dude" and the cop didn't like it but calling someone "man"?!

    :lol:
     
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    Just another pack of lies perpetrated by the man to keep a brotha down...
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    cops who demand respect from low lifes are faggits.
     
  5. Stew Nod

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    LOL, right? So...I call you man, we're buddies wink/wink....BUT DON't CALL ME MAN! :tantrum:

    Slang Dictionary

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    [TD="align: left"][h=3]man definition[/h]

    1. n.
      one's friend; a buddy, not necessarily male. (Also a term of address.) : Look, man, take it easy!
    2. exclam.
      Wow! (Usually Man!) : Man, what a bundle!




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  6. Stew Nod

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    If the low lifes don't respect cops who are out of touch with reality, the terrorists win! :salute:
     
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    Watcha gon do? Watcha gonna do, when they come for you?
     
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    I got yelled at by a fat oinker last week....It was all I could do not not step off my bike and give him a tittie twister......I was biting my thumb.....LOLz
     
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    Fucker woulda opened a door on ya. Sonsabitches.
     
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    Maybe the guy's name was really Manuel!
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I prefer to be addressed as "Darling" or "Sugar Tits". :dontknow:
     
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    LOL, seriously though...you'd never play the "I'm leveling with you, man" card, Then get mad if the guy called you man back right? Fucking Bizarre....even G slinger noticed it. WTF?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I will "play" whatever I need to to deescalate a situation. Oftentimes I say things to become confrontational to draw someone's aggression towards me then I can deescalate that by apologizing. I don't take ANYTHING personal.

    Alas the "wood shampoo" days are a thing of the past. :bigcry:
     
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    You're a good guy

    Wood shampoos were better than scaredy cat cops who shoot MFers these days IMO