LOL!!!!!!!!! What fuckin' idiots

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  1. Shithead

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    Transgender woman accused of injecting ‘super glue,’ cement into women’s buttocks will likely remain jailed
    Ron Oneal Morris, whose outrageously gargantuan derriere and related allegations of illegal medical practice propelled her into the spotlight after her first 2011 arrest, smiled before a Miami judge Friday despite indicating her inability to post bail. The 33-year-old is being held on multiple counts, including manslaughter, after one of her alleged patients died.
    BY Nina Golgowski
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, January 9, 2015, 8:57 PM
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    Ron Oneal Morris is seen showcasing her over-inflated rear end while appearing before a Miami judge Friday where she indicated she would likely not be able to afford bond.
    Here's hoping there's somewhere soft to sit.

    A transgender woman accused of injecting "super glue," Fix-a-Flat and rubber cement into women's buttocks will likely be cooling her heels behind bars after ordered held on $40,000 bond Friday.

    Ron Oneal Morris, whose own gargantuan derrière outrageously extends double her own waist size, coyly smiled before a Miami judge despite the five-digit sum which she indicated she wouldn't be able to pay, CBS Miami reported.

    The 33-year-old faces multiple counts of practicing medicine without a license causing serious bodily injury, as well as one count of manslaughter after one of her alleged patients died.

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    Morris is seen after her Nov. 18, 2011, arrest after nearly a year of being sought for allegedly practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury.
    Morris, who was born a man but identifies herself as a woman, recently served out a 336-day sentence in Miami-Dade for practicing health care without a license.

    She has been under the public spotlight since 2011 when photos of her November arrest for allegedly illegally injecting a woman for $700 showcased her absurdly artificial assets.

    The toxic mix she's alleged to have used on her patients was then sealed with super glue and cotton balls.

    [​IMG] WALTER MICHOT / MIAMI HERALD STAFF The Miami Gardens transgender woman is accused of injecting Fix-a-Flat, super glue and mineral oil into the rear ends of women during illegal cosmetic surgeries. She was sentenced to a year in prison in 2013.
    Shartarka Nuby, 31, who was injected with cosmetic silicone allegedly by Morris in 2007 died from its "migration" in March, 2012, the assistant medical examiner determined.

    She told an investigator with the Florida Department of Health before her senseless end that she paid Morris at least $2,000 for about 10 treatments between 2007 and 2011.

    Those, she said, were for her buttocks, hips, thighs and breasts.
     
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    How do ya say there barrel ass ?
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    :jj: Fuckin idiots is right!

    Will she/he be sent to a male or female correctional institute?
     
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    Fucking lawyers will take ANY case. :jj:
     
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    Check out the look on this dude's face. It is 100% "You see your Honor, My client is completely in the right here. Case Closed! Am i right or what?!"


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    "The 'meter' is running, the fuck do I care?!" :jj:
     
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    Well... Can't say I'd hit it... Which is a rarity for me.. Given that I would hit Lena Dunham on the right day...
     
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    Exactly! Can you imagine having to work with and defend people like this? :jj:
     
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    Why would anyone looking at that ass think "yah, I want her to do my ass the same way." It is so disgusting. Where does she get clothes to fit over that thing??
     
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  11. MrWarmth

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    Pretty soon people will be putting plates in their lips. What the hell happened to this country?! :wtf:
     
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    The face on that beast is almost worse then the butt..
     
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    Baby got backs
     
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    This is why I avoid public toilet seats
     
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    I use mine under protest
     
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    Yeah, looks like a reputable ass modificationist.

    Its like the old riddle.... There is a town with only 2 barbers. One has a shitty hair cut the other has a great hair cut. Which one do you let cut your hair?
     
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    She looks like a "pain in the ass"
     
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    Nobody has jobs?o_O
     
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    Just the lawyers
     
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    She? :facepalm: