Long Dong Silver: Factual freak, or 100% urban legand? Discuss his existence here

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    When I was coming up through the ranks of my childhood, legend had it that this mans penis was so substantial that he'd often lose consciousness when he'd get an erection, becaus all the blood in his body would go to his penis.... It was also said that he was known to secure it to his leg with a garter belt in order to keep it from dangle-damage.

    was this all gimmick & trickery, like the Loch Ness Monster & The Yeti ??.. Or was this mans real disability the porn worlds gain?

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    These are the things that keep you thinking on Sundays, huh?
     
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    That.. and how many inches deep you'd "accept" from him, if it meant there was some free weed in it for ya
     
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