Longest dry spell

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Boomer, May 4, 2015.

  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Cmon shredders. Fess up.
     
  2. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Booze?
    Womenz?
    Gamblin?
    Employment?
    Farm aminalz?
     
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  3. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    I was thinking intercourse :dontknow:
     
  4. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    I'm going on 3 months.
     
  5. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn Well-Known Member

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    my longest since high school, was 6 mos after I moved outta the house after I caught my ex cheating. I wasn't worth a damn for a while. Not fucking for that long sucked
     
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    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Prolly after my wife gave birth to our children or after my vasectomy. #scissors. Maybe 3-4 weeks?
     
  7. sstressed

    sstressed Well-Known Member VIP

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    none of your fucking business! :bigcry:
     
  8. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny VIP

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    The six months after I graduated from college I moved to a small town, dumped my college girlfriend and started my own company and was working like 90 hours a week.

    Then, November came around, it got cold, I was finally making money and found a hot, dumb hairdresser to use like a plastic fuck doll.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Son of a....
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    IT'S BY CHOICE, NECK FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    A. Genius Well-Known Member Banned User

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    10 months or so. Circumstances are irrelevant because you only asked how long. I know a guy, been at least 25 years and he's not even 50. The fuck?
     
  14. gotnolife

    gotnolife Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's been 2 years now. :crying:
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    5 mnths. I was on a vacation where no chicks were allowed. I didn't tug once either. Got a ride home from a young lady, was treated with much needed road head. If I remember correctly, I finished just as my underwear were pulled over my shaft.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Lol
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    You must have some right arm.
     
  18. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he's gay.
     
  19. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Ouch.
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How is it possible to not cum for 5 months? Does not compute.
     
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