Look at THIS asshole (Kim K wanna be/freak edition)

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    British man spends $150K to look like Kim Kardashian

    NY DAILY NEWS -- The most striking transformation by a man tied to the Kardashians isn’t Kris Jenner’s soon-to-be ex. It’s a 23-year-old duck-faced Brit who has paid more than $150,000 for plastic surgery and procedures to look like Kim Kardashian.

    Jordan James Parke, from Manchester, England, has undergone Botox procedures, lip-filling surgery, laser hair removal and eyebrow tattoos – all in an effort to keep up with the Kardashians, according to The Sun.

    The celebrity-obsessed makeup artist tweets fawningly about model Kate Price, posts his own accessorized mug endlessly to Instagram and even has an arms-length tattoo of Mariah Carey’s autograph.

    “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” Parke told The Sun. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”

    To complete the look Parke spent thousands on a wardrobe to match, from the latest clothes to a gold watch, diamond stud earrings and fashion-plate Prada handbag.

    He has plans for a nose job next.

    “I love everything about Kim,” Parke told The Sun. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”

    “I love all the attention and the stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate — it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done.”

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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I just read this and was gonna post..Whatta freak. He looks pathetic..

    Such kissable lips..:bug:
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I think I would hang back until they get this plastic surgery thing down. Clearly, it's still a work in progress.

    Don't see any reason to be the first one on that beach.
     
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    He looks just like her... :scat:
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    The Docs who performed all this surgery should have their licenses taken away. Ignoring the fact that there are people with real medical problems who need help, they indulged someone who is clearly mentally unstable.

    "First, do no harm" never crossed their minds.
     
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    This
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    WHAAAAAAAT THHAAAAAAAAA :wtf:
     
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    This is an example of what happens when you have too much free time.
     
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    This an example of Generation "Look At Meeeee"
     
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    NSFW Donor
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    :eek:
     
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    Please sweet baby jesus, tell me how this trout pout freak at 23 gets 150K to do this to himself??????
     
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    it's disgusting - the "results" and the doctors who sell out to do them.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    If you want to look like a girl, do it right....

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    Girlfriend watches this RuPauls Drag Race. Hey, God bless if you can look like that from being a guy. :snicker:
     
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    There are so many sick bastards running around on this earth! :facepalm:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Did anyone tell this guy after all that money, he looks NOTHING like Kardashian! :snicker:
     
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    If it wants to look like a Kardashian all it needs to do is put a black dick in its mouth
     
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    I'm sure his circle of friends are equally as "fabulous" and fawn all over the transformation.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Or whore himself out to the media. Wait is that Beth or Kim? Maybe Both? :scratch:
     
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