Look at THIS asshole (squatter edition)

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    This shit burns me up. The family worked hard, saved up, went through the red tape of buying/mortgaging a home, and some dirty asshole just walks in and refuses to leave.


    Locked out: Bronx landlord cannot remove stranger from her house
    Maria Diaz and her daughter have been trying in vain to oust a stranger who has lived inside their Kingsbridge building since at least May. Their plight is a look inside the bizarre world of New York City housing law, where evicting so-called "squatters" is anything but a cake walk.

    NY DAILY NEWS -- There a stranger living on their Bronx property, and getting rid of him has proven far more difficult than these uninformed landlords ever would have imagined.

    Maria Diaz and her daughter, Elizabeth Tineo, have been trying to oust the man, Clark Eli-Selassie, 35, since May. The cabbie has been living in their Kingsbridge house, which is up for sale as part of a foreclosure.

    But a series of legal mishaps, and the alleged squatter’s exploitation of city housing law, mean that Selassie won’t be leaving the Sedgwick Ave. digs any time soon.

    “It’s absurd that he is allowed to live here,” said Tineo, 35, who works at the New York Botanical Garden and lives with her mom in Pelham Parkway. “Who the heck is expecting someone to go into your house and plop their feet down like that?”

    The lesson they have learned — the hard way — is that it’s highly inadvisable to evict a tenant without a lawyer — even a so-called “squatter” whose residence was unauthorized.

    Selassie is not legally allowed to live in the two-family home, which Diaz, 62, bought as an investment in 2006 and had been vacant since February 2013.

    But the family can’t boot him, either.

    FULL STORY: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bronx/bronx-landlord-remove-stranger-house-article-1.2066839

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    I would go squat in his cab then and see how he likes it .
     
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    The Mother and daughter did it wrong.
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    I agree.

    Next time they should use the Acme Pest Removal service

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    The animal is all proud of himself for fucking over these two retards. They should take some smart pills. He should be given life with no parole. Or just wall him up in the home. Let it be his tomb.
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    There's gotta be more to this story.

    And if they own the property what's stopping them from changing all the locks while he's out?

    New York tenant laws are crazy. Maybe because you're paying $3000 for a one bedroom.

    Most of the major metropolitan areas are getting full up. Here in D.C. rents have gone thru the roof. All the young people hired by Homeland Security/ DOD/ NSA, who don't want to live two hours from their job are now in the city.

    Our beltway, 20-years obsolete, is useless, so the burbs aren't an option either.

    I'm sure it the same in most cities in the country. Rush hour starts at 06:00 ends at 10:00hrs

    High speed rail. We need it.
     
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    I have mixed feelings here, they look the type to have voted for a certain set of candidates that installed the fuck up system that has now exploited them, if that's the case then I shed to tear for them. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a DeBlasio sign on their lawn this last election too.
     
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    Wow, my aunt used to live on Sedgwick Ave. She had mice in her apartment and she was afraid to sleep at night!
    The Bronx sucks!
     
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    I pity all of you city dwellers. That happens here in white BFE we get to shoot him no questions asked.

    Im not even joking. Two years ago a black guy was wiggling the door knob on a house as no cars were in the drive the owner shot him 4 times thru the door. Sheriff came and called a hearse... told the owner if he needed help to wash off the porch let him know... case closed.
     
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    I love a story with a happy ending
     
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    Where is BFE and can you recommend any moving companies?
     
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    I'd go to the darkest, seediest bar in town, look for some guys with rough faces, and tell them they can make $400 to beat the shit out of someone. Simple as that.

    :owned:
     
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    SW Virginia about 30 Minutes outside Roanoke.. originally from a big city but glad to be out. Wouldnt go back if they made me.

    Roanoke is becoming the Asheville of VA. Cool town I recommend anyone to check out. Good jobs, great schools. I'm on a couple of acres 3000 + square feet and 1,200 a year in property taxes. Now it would cost you about $350K. When I moved it was half that.

    3 people on my street from Long Island and 1 from Jersey City.
     
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    I moved the fuck out of my last place in the city because I woke up in the middle of the night with some drunken fuck trying to make his way into my place. I purchased a rifle and have purchased my place in the burbs. Fuck the city.
     
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    How come I can't edit my own post :pissed:
     
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    D'oh
     
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