Look at This Mess

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    So the family next to me has had the grandfather living there for a year.

    When he parks, he parks in the street...in front of my house. For the last two months, he's been driving "off road" and turfing my grass. He's careful not to turf where he lives, just my house. The photo is looking from my house towards the house where he lives. It's a redneck family in a big house.

    What a mess. What a dick. My yard ends where the dark green grass ends.

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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Thats not right. Tell gramps to park in front of his own house..
     
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    Butcher ?

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    You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Now that's a dick, all right.
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Did you say "yutes"? What is a "yute"?
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    hoping you have a big dog that could visit their yard a few times a day
     
  7. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! :jj:
     
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    Attention: Nails accidentally spilled here! Tire damage may occur!

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  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Of course I tend to exaggerate things in my head, so when I get home I picture that it looks like the War of the Worlds set:

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    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    I'd grab a fistful of shithead's shirt and lift him out of his loafers ever so slightly, and tell him that so help you christ when you get done with him they'll have to pick him up with a sponge.
     
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    Butcher ?

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    Too Jewish
     
  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The guy's SUV has both right tires completely mudded up. Looks like crap.

    He's going to get stuck soon and start spraying mud all over the place. And there's no growing any grass this time of year, so I'm left with this bog he created.


    The crazy thing is that he goes off-road at my mailbox and just coasts over my lawn to his resting place in the corner of the property.
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Pave it
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    He would run over the dog.
     
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    Go to Home Depot, buy some concrete form stakes, or some rebar, and pound it in the ground right at the curb. Make sure it sticks up a foot or so. He will quickly learn to stay off of your grass.
     
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    I agree: nails
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Zackly!
     
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    Go over to his house and tell his kid that he will have to pay for a new lawn. If he refuses, go on Judge Judy.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The redneck neighbors have left that "free newspaper" in the driveway for a week. Five of them will walk past it five times a day, but no one bothers to lean over to pick it up.

    They're that type.
     
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    Race?