Look how close to the water Howard's property is.

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  1. DogStar69

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    You can barely walk on the sand without being in the water. Out of the whole neighborhood his is the only house that does that. Obviously the Florida one because of the blue waters.

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    Looks like he has a wall extending into the tide line. In Florida that is typically against zoning laws due to the fact that it limits and restricts the general publics use of public space, that being the beach. That stretch of beach would be a great spot to have the 1st ever DawgShed Beach Blanket Party!
     
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    enjoying the sand is for degenerates, Robin
     
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    How great would it be if they made him knock the wall down and move it in. From what I've heard the beach front property is his and he just can't own the area where hte sand meets the water.
     
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    how will Boeuf thank a seal NOW
     
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    Pray for a hurricane
     
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    Measured at normal high tide. Note the neighbors property...
     
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    I want to take a massive, corn filled shit in that pool.
     
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    Can you imagine what his insurance is on that property? Hurricanes, flooding, beach erosion, etc.

    No wonder he wants the AGT $12mil gig again...
     
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    Truly mind-boggling that he has close to 100 million dollars worth of beachfront property, and hates the fucking ocean.....doesn't matter how close it is, it is only to be used as a backdrop for beth photo shoots anyways....
     
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    But I thought global warming would cause the oceans to rise and flood water front properties like this?

    :bigthink:
     
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    He also says he loves the environment and the peasants should respect it. His carbon foot print is bigger than the entire island of Fiji.
     
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    Look how close he is to his neighbor. For 52,000,000.00 I wouldn't want to be so close to the house next door. I would rather have a little bit of privacy. I guess the rich think differently. They want to see and be seen.
     
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    They have hedges and fences for privacy. on his other side he has a vacant lot. I hope a Colombian drug kingpin or thug rapper buys it.

    They have to be that close, Oceanfront property is very expensive. I bet the lot next to him would cost $30 million without a home on it.

    The thing I don't like is how close to the water the home is built, it's on the last 1/3 of the property.
     
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    If he wanted to buy private, he could buy private, this serves the Stern Ego and insecurity to a T
     
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    That's a bad ass house.
     
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    Hmm. A hurricane or even a nice tropical storm.
    :pray:
     
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    The best part of all of this, is that it's for 2 people for occasional times during the year for now.

    Yes, 2 people and some cats.

    Beth has suckered him into spending that truckload of his $ to no end.
     
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