LOOK MA! I'M ON TV and I don't even have to be a Mom!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Beth wraps up another tough day of filming "Mom Caves"
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    Beth Ostrosky @BethStern

    Thank you @lurefishbar for letting us tape HGTV's Momcaves today! Great inspiration for the mom's new kitchen!

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  2. gilaet

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    That is the ugliest sweater I have ever seen.
     
  4. Vashier

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    I asked my wife what she thought about getting a new kitchen from a show named,"Mom Caves" She looked at me like I was crazy.
     
  5. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    And how exactly does a kitchen qualify as a "mom cave"?? Is the mom supposed to eat in there by herself?? Or did they put the kitchen in the mom cave -- which would have the same result.

    The insanity never ends.
     
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    Ask her how much the two of you are willing to pay to have momcaves come "give" you a kitchen
     
  7. Lou Skunt

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    Uhhh, most moms would prefer to stay as far away from the kitchen as possible when relaxing. The Bethness Monster is dumber than she looks.
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I do all the cooking so I'd be cool with it. I can see her point in being pissed over thinking you're going to get a place to relax alone with your thoughts ...while making dinner.
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    Bethman is an insult to Gumby & Pokey. Those clay bastids were infinitely more talented!
     
  12. chapped

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    i am going to guess that her show is run like 99% of the shows on the air today which means that

    A. There is a Segment Producer who comes up with the ideas for the show
    B. There is a director who tells her where to stand and what to do
    C. Odds are very high she is wearing a small device in her ear where a Producer tells her what to say

    All she has to do like most 'talent' is bring a face and energy to the set... but in her case she brings a fucking annoying voice, and aging face, the IQ of a Mole Rat and
    the illusion that she was hired for anything other than being the wife of a famous former Shock Jock

    Beth is a no talent hack that will be ostracized by Hollywood the second Howard trades up for a younger model ..
    She will be nothing more then a trivial pursuit answer years after she dies from some sort of plastic surgery related death a childless old bitter hag
    whos body was half eaten by her 200 cats before anyone discovered her body


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    the mannequin has better tits
     
  15. MutteringJohn

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    Beth's outstetched arms. Howard's cock is this big. Like Sonny Corleones wife did in The Godfather wedding scene.
     
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    the joan rivers in that pic is strong. i hope that she doesn't get a stern baby, but if she does i hope it majorly drains her and she hits the wall cataclysmically and never regains her figure and gets the worst case of stretch marks anyone has ever seen. i wont hope for the baby to be a retard because it's an innocent although with that mom it'll be half retard anyway.
     
  17. MutteringJohn

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    Beth took the Mom and her friends to lunch at the LureFishBar on Mercer St in New York. While eating there Beth was inspired to design a new kitchen for the Mom Cave like the one at LureFishBar. That is the point of the picture.
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...and way more modeling experience.
     
  19. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    CUNTY Stern.. the ex-prostitute..da da........



    f- mutt
     
  20. chapped

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    her ridiculousness shirt reminds me of


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