Look what I did to my feet....

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  1. J Hi

    J Hi Detlev Bronk Gold

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    :facepalm::doh::jj::wtf: I developed a horrible tan line doing all my yard work lately, my feet were white & legs are tan....so my friend says use that spray tan shit to even them out....I think I goofed it....the tops are ok but, good lord on the sides :facepalm::doh::jj::wtf:[​IMG]
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Nice arch faggot
     
  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    clean your floor
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Oh wait you're a girl never mind
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  6. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    using a camera to see your feet doesn't count
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    Naz isn't gonna like this. :chair:
     
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    Tip: You should put on a body lotion on your feet, ankles, elbows, knees, and hands before self tanning. That way the self tanner won't get all dark around those dryer thicker areas.

    :hippie:
     
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    I can smell them from here.
     
  10. J Hi

    J Hi Detlev Bronk Gold

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    I see I should have consulted you first.....
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    The nail polish didn't give it away as a girl's foot. :jj:






    Portland. :facepalm:
     
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    I just don't see how I can fit the ghost into that picture.
     
  13. wicked smaaaht

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    You're going to have surgery, like me :console:
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    It's Ted Danson.
     
  15. J Hi

    J Hi Detlev Bronk Gold

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    and it looks way lighter in the pic, you should see them in real life....looks like I stained my deck without any shoes on :facepalm:
     
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    That much is clear. :hippie:
     
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    I've seen worse looking feet

    like first thing this morning LOL
     
  18. J Hi

    J Hi Detlev Bronk Gold

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    what do you mean?
     
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    EC, get out
     
  20. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    big toe nail poindexter