Look who did my girlfriends hair today...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Charlie Kelly, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly New Member

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    Holy shit, I couldn't stop laughing when she gave me the business card.

    :hat:

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  2. Lou Cypher

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    She's multi-talented!
     
  3. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Tell her to stay out of that place, pronto!
     
  4. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I hate to call her judgment into question, but she thinks a jet black geri curl looks good on a geriatric.

    If Betty White came in, she'd recommend the Rick James.

    Only a comedy show would pay her hourly rate, not the average consumer.
     
  5. RickRoss

    RickRoss New Member

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    i bet you looked like a real retard laughing at a business card... ROFL BETH STERN ROFL ROFL SO FUNNY
     
  6. Brokenbad

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    Our Beths card would have said "Hair styoest
     
  7. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    This Beth Stern works Wednesday nights, Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. I feel like an idiot for not seeing that right away.
     
  8. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Hi Kanye! :hw:
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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  11. Pigsaw

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    NO FUCKING WAY!

    Is this real? Could it possibly be real? Stylist? Really? :nutz:
    A forty year old who like to dress like a fifteen year old cheerleader telling others how to dress?:pissed:

    My head hurts. I need to lay down. Reality has stopped being real. The world is spinning out of control!
    Beth Stern Stylist! What new horrors await us? It must surely be the end of the world!:nooo:

    SAVE YOURSELVES!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! :pray:
     
  12. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Levittown, PA...

    http://positiveimagepa.com/Staff.html

    Beth Stern
    Beth has been a very busy MASTER ARTIST at Positive Image since 2000. She has a large following due to her precision haircuts, foils, updos, as well as her ability to stay on schedule.
    Beth's Hours:
    Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday.....4pm to 8pm
    Saturdays......................................................8:30am-3pm


     
  13. 2fun

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    you guys are the best, LMAO. Literally [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  14. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly New Member

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    I should inform her that the Sterns don't work on Fridays.
     
  15. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Or evenings. Or weekends. Or the summer. Or national holidays. Or fringe holidays. Or whenever there's a woodland creature in need of rescue.
     
  16. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    OH DEAR GOD! THANK YOU JESUS! IT WASN'T REAL!:jumpclap:
    You saved me BrerJimmy! :lo5:The world makes sense again! Life goes on.:woohoo:

    That was a close one.:angel:

    +rep
     
  17. jonpow

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    Did Beth use the chandelier extensions?
     
  18. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    Yeah...If Beth had seen it, she'd have called 'buww-shit.'
     
  19. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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