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  1. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I need to know how to make huge loads that are creamy and thick, like melted gelato. I have read that eating celery makes it pearly white and eating pineapple improves the taste, but is there any evidence of taking supplements or eating something that will improve the amount? I have heard zinc, and other things, but most of it seems like BS. Does anyone know for sure?
     
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  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    JPEG it.
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    start eating grease and cashews
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    A portion bro, a portion :grad:
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Wait 5-7 days.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    that is what I tell my wife and she say a trough bro, a trough
     
  8. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    so bacon counts
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Years ago, I picked a broad up at the bar. We went back to my place, and she blew me. She commented that it tasted like beer. I said "It better, I had at least 16 before this happened".
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    Thickest load I ever had was after being really dehyrdated and not jackin off for a couple days, due to a fever. If it had landed in a broads mouth, she woulda had to chewy it before swallowing.
     
  11. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Like gelato :yes:
     
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  12. wife is a whore

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    If you wanna make it taste nasty, to punish a broad, lotsa hot sauce, coffee and garlic.
     
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    The answer is an extremely high protein diet. I've been told mines like yogurt

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I wonder how many lesbians this thread created?
     
  15. wife is a whore

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    Don't expect a lot of lift and distance. After the first of it appears, you'll have to squeeze it out, like toothpaste. And drink a lot of fluids after, so you pee and flush out whats still gumming up yer piss pipe.

    It is the worst, not pissing after droppin a load. Ferget about it and go to piss 3 hrs later, w/ yer pee hole 1/2 glued shut by old jizz, so you got multiple streams of piss flyin everywhere except into the terlet.
     
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    Meh. Most of the broads around here seem to be jizz fiends.
     
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    :backlol:

    I guess, maybe, there are downfalls to being a man. I'd trade it for a week a month
     
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    Why do you care about the size of your load? Is it a very small amount and you are embarrassed?
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    #whiteloadsmatter
     
  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    ^^^^
     
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