Looking for info on Mike Tyson and/or Hoverboards.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Dec 29, 2015.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Or lemmy.
     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    omg im in search of chaps, are there any in this thread?
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  4. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of which, I fucking hate it when you call someone and the cunt says, "...and may I tell him whose calling?"

    Fuck you.
     
  5. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    That's pretty standard at any business because it allows me to tell the chick at the front desk to send you to my voice mail :giggle:
     
  6. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    What's up with Lemmy?
     
  7. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Except I'm returning your call cunt stain.
     
  8. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    How the hell is anyone supposed to know its you calling back, they can't see you through the phone, Foolio.

    For the love of Christ there are some stupid mother fuckers up in this joint :no:
     
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  9. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    Hoverboards :facepalm:
    They have 2 wheels that touch the ground, where's the hovering?!
     
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  10. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I always reply "Yeah, sure. Go ahead."
     
  11. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Here's the point:

    Real example: trying to set up the terms for an appraiser and inspection (your business) for one of my rental properties which will address some specific issues we have. However, at this stage in our correspondence you don't know my name. You've only been working with my property management company and now I'm following up personally to get this resolved. "Can I say whose calling?" - not really because he won't know my name? "What is this regarding?" Blood now boiling. I'm returning his call regarding a rental property. "What's the address of the property?" "Ok sir and what did you say you name was again?" "At what was the issue with the rental property". on and on.

    By the time he picks up I want to strangle him through the phone because I just end up having to repeat all the information all over again. I'm also thinking I'm going to partner with a different company next time and blast the shit out these guys on social media if this happens again.

    Get off your high horse princess, you're not the CEO of Google or Apple and you need my business.

    Fuck you.
     
  12. BooeyBanana

    BooeyBanana Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Tyson get a Kennedy Center Honor last night for his video game Punch-Out biting Evander's ear off and his acting in the Hangover???
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    do you even vape, bro?
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Dude, you are going to stroke out if you don't calm down.
     
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  16. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :pray: