Looking for tickets to the Bon Jovi concert

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    BON JOVI Because We Can - The Tour
    Details: Bon Jovi

    Oct 16 in Dallas

    if you have some and you want to give them to me please let me know.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Why would you humiliate yourself so badly on a message board?

    :c
     
  3. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    still pretending to be a female?? :backlol:
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm sure if you hung outside the venue night of show, you'd get free tix.

    It's Bon Jovi.

    :c
     
  5. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    [video=youtube;9BMwcO6_hyA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9BMwcO6_hyA[/video]
     
  6. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    i love bon jovi :dontknow:
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Stop it.

    This is painful to watch.
     
  8. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I am happy to make your acquaintance, and able to sell you the item you wanted.

    To make things go good for you, so there are no problems, I will have my financial adviser back in my home country of Nigeria intercede on my behalf to complete the transaction. I will just need your full name, Bank Account numbers, and your maternal mother's last name.
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Is it 1988 again?
     
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    Even ifin youre a chick youre still a fuckin fag
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    My friend drives a limo in Dallas. He takes a lot of celebrities. I wouldn't be surprised if he takes Bon Jovi to the stadium that night. I'll tell him to swing by and grab you.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I don't see how he could sell out the AAC. There should be tickets galore. Outside the place will probably be a bargain basement sale.
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    I wish.

    Parents still alive and I'd be moving to Europe next summer :coffee:
     
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    Wait for the show to start and the scalpers will be desperate to sell
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I was up to my neck in hot teen pussy.
     
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    I was working in a video store in Newport, R.I. :depressed:
     
  17. TripTo My Taint

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    And now for the serious response:


    Don't let the anti-Bon Jovi shit from these guys get you down; there were many "gayer" bands than BJ, dressing in fucking drag FFS, but the truth was that for a good part of the 80's this glam rock look got a lot of pussy. It's not right, but it was a fact. Luckily though there were lots of girls into guys wearing Levi's, plaid long-sleeves with thermal tees and Timberline (over the ankle, of course) hunting boots.

    As to your ticket conundrum, if you're looking for someone to give you two tickets, well, what follows probably isn't going to help.

    If on the other hand you're looking to buy some, simply arrive to the venue an hour before showtime with cash on hand (I keep mine in pre-folded increments in a couple of different pockets, so I never have to fumble around for money/wallet once I've struck a deal). Just scope things out and keep your ears open as you're walking up from where you've parked...you'll see lots of people selling tickets, but this is when it gets fun. The later you wait to make a deal the more money you're going to save...I always shoot for saving 50-60% off face-value. You look for the area where you see one or more guys holding tickets in their hands, the more tickets, the better. I'll make my move @ 15-20 minutes before unless I smell the scent of desperation on someone earlier.

    The word track is very important, as you'll see. As you and your companion(s) are walking up to the seller you say, "Hi! What are the best two seats you have right now?" He should have floor seats (if he's got a lot of tickets, but either way this will flush-out the best he has left in a hurry) and he'll be relieved as hell to get his money back 15 minutes before he eats them; in fact he'll be telling you face-value for the seats. So look the tickets over...he should have a seating map of the place, but you should print one out for yourself anyways, and if they look legit, offer 50% of the face value of the tickets, maybe a little more if the seats are really good. He will immediately tell you no, and try to change to a pair of tickets he will sell at that price...screw that shit! Before those tickets leave your sight explain to him that those are the only tickets you will be buying from him tonight. If he balks, just move on to the next one...you will get your tickets from no more than 3-4 different sellers...max. I'm not shitting you, this works.

    Sorry this went a little long, but I'm a bit wired from working 4 hours on a 4th grader's science project.
     
  18. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    One of the best stage shows I ever saw was Bon Jovi in 89..Completely against seeing them to start with,but I wanted to see Skid Row.
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Calm the fuck down.
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Another sure fire thing I've found:

    The further away from the venue, the cheaper the tickets. Or is it the closer to the venue, the cheaper the tickets? It's one of those.