Looks like I'm simply going to have to stop drinking beer.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :facepalm:

    My brother simply won't stop stealing it. I've told him a MILLION times that I cannot afford both of our beer habits, and that since I kicked PP to the curb (who used to basically buy 2 cases a week, while drinking little of them, and my brother drank the shit out of) - he couldn't keep drinking my beer.

    I live on a tight budget. I do without, if all my bills and obligations aren't met.

    But I have it down to a science, and can afford a certain amount per week. Now - I cannot. 'Cause he drinks it all.

    I've tried hiding it, he finds it. Goddamn case froze on the back deck, in another attempt to hide it. Another huge waste of money.

    Even when I have it in the fridge, and say "NO DAVE, YOU CANNOT DRINK MY BEER" - he'll just come upstairs and grab one, and say "I'm taking another beer Lori". I do the dumb nod "okay Dave"....'cause I'm a fucking PUSSY. :facepalm:

    Bottomline is.....I'm paying for him to drink beer now.

    Can't afford it. Guess I just gotta stop buying it. :suicide:
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hide the beer behind some books.
     
  3. Obi Drunkenobe

    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Switch to a brand he doesn't like.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hide the bottles in his work shoes
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I don't think that's going to stop him.
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    There is no brand he doesn't like.

    I had a prescription for Lorazepam. I have anxiety attacks sometimes. 30 pills, that I'd had for 6 months.....only took one when I had to deal with a situation that I knew I was overly stressed about. He took the rest of them too.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :no: He works like a dog, makes great money.

    Shoulda wrapped his cock up a long fucking time ago though. 7 kids by 4 different women.

    Makes a shitload, and can barely afford the $100/week I charge him for a 3rd of my house.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I clearly need a new bad habit. Because if I don't do SOMETHING a LITTLE BIT bad......well, then I'll fucking explode and do something REALLY bad.

    I never go out. I don't gamble. I don't do drugs. The only thing slightly "out of line" that I do, is drink beer. Now, I can't do that.

    If I have to be perfectly respectable, I swear to god I'll explode.
     
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    redshirt Well-Known Member VIP

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    I would say to hide them wherever you have your female hygiene products, but the fact that he walked up on you naked when you told him to not come up in his underwear, seems to indicate a lack of normal inhibitions, so he'd probably have little issue with going through that stuff.
     
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    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    That sucks. The only other option I can think of off the top of my head is put a padlock on a beer storage container of some sorts.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    He's not blaek, is he??
     
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    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Are you just venting or are you looking for advice?
     
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    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    I might have found just what you need.

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Just when I think people never read my threads!!!! :lol: That really was traumatizing.

    As sad as it is, I think I'm going to buy a cooler, and start keeping it in my bedroom. He never goes into the upstairs, where our rooms are. It's a little sad that I have to do that in my own house....but kicking him to the curb isn't an option. He's my brother.

    Pretty much just venting, phee. I'm frustrated to no end. If you have a genius idea that I haven't thought of, I would of course appreciate hearing it....
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    you were fucking awesome when you were drinking that Fireball and posting that night. :wub:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    For fucks sake. Another obvious invention i didn't come up with.

    It's like wheels on luggage all over again. :pissed:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    But if he sees it....and asks....I STILL CAN'T SAY NO! I can be a douchebag and a fucking bitch all over the place, and I get furious and mad, but when he just asks..........I FEEL LIKE A DOUCHE IF I SAY NO. I CANNOT SAY NO TO HIM.

    I can be so efficient at being a bitch and a cunt sometimes.....but when push comes to shove, I am just not good at saying no.

    I gotta hide it. Or quit it.
     
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  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :lol:

    This is why switching to hard liquor isn't an option for me, har! Easier to hide, but you see the side it brings out in me! :wub:
     
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    Wait, you kicked PP to the curb? What happened?