CCTV Looks like Jen Aniston is trying to fix her image

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    We all remember that "fly emerites" commercial that made her look like an absolute cunt flying around in first class and having a nightmare where there is no shower for her to use while mid flight,

    Well here is the new one where she gives up her first class seat to a mom and sits with the husband and kids in coach

     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    If she wants to fix her image she needs to release that movie where she gave Hayden Panettiere a rim job that I made up.
     
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    She's old enough to be that kids grandma and my little sister.
     
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    What's the name of that one?
     
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    The way the dad and mom's eyes light up when they see her you would think they were looking at Beth...
     
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    Tit-Fucking Secretaries.

    Or what about...

    Too-Wong Foo: Jennifer Lawrence Just Squirted On My Face.
     
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    So far it's a real toss up!
     
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    I'm writing the script as we speak...

    FADE IN:

    HAYDEN is dildoing herself on the couch. She's kneeling and her ass is up real high. I mean REAL HIGH. She pauses to take a hit from a joint on the coffee table.

    JENNIFER enters. She's wearing a skirt, but you can still smell her pussy. (It's a 4D movie.) She tears off her blouse to reveal one of those bras with nippleholes.

    Jennifer LICKS HER CHOPS and starts eating ass like a hobo with a can of beans.

    IMAGE MAKEOVER COMPLETE!
     
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    She has an image?
     
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    She supports terrorists :nooo:
     
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    Id watch that.......several times.
     
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    Please, she would have security haul that brat out of 1st class faster than you can say "Jennifer Anniston is an uppity cunt"
     
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    In my screenplay there's a scene where she pretends to be a British gym teacher. They're holding cheer tryouts, but there's only one spot available and she says it will go to the girl with the "hungriest cunny".

    A lot of pigtail pulling and spitting in the face of submissive extras ensues. All set to the music of Adele.
     
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    Now that's a show I could watch!
     
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    A cinematic genius!
    :golfclap:
     
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    I was thinking that also.

    Was watching thinking, this is such bullshit. As if the flight staff would let coach passengers swap seats with a first class passenger.

    Or Jennifer spending more than about 2 seconds talking to that kid before she had him 86'd
     
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    She's still hot.
    She doesn't want kids, she should just own it.
     
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    The twist in my movie is that she gets knocked up in the second reel. Sure we'll have to put production on hold for 8 months, but the pregnant squinting scene will reek of authenticity.
     
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    Heck of a twist. ..call her and go for it :giggle:
     
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    You're a regular Martin Whoresese:golfclap:
     
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