Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mack29, Dec 31, 2014.
He's so creepy.
I'll do it for you:
US MAGAZINE -- Ease up on the filter there, buddy.
A typically quiet John Mayer stepped out of character when he shared the selfie to end all selfies via Instagram on Monday, Dec. 29.
Posted up with College Humor co-founder Ricky Van Veen, Mayer, 37, was airbrushed to perfection in the close-up shot. "So good to see my friend Ricky again. It's been awhile," the "Your Body Is a Wonderland" crooner wrote in the photo caption.
The singer looks almost cartoonish in the startling photo, as many of the details on his face were blurred out.
This would be the first time Mayer has ever abused the filtering tool on his account. In light of all the celebs involved in photoshop scandals — like slimming waistlines and creating unusual thigh gaps — he could very well be taking a final dig at the year in vanity before it closes out.
They're still in bed. I wonder who fed who the dick
Definitely. He badmouths every woman he dates after he dumps them.
I find nothing remotely attractive about this guy. He looks likes he slithers rather than walks, covered in sweat and dried jizz. Unctuous prick. He must be blessed with a Gene Simmons tongue and a John Holmes prick to have the ladies melt for him.
WTF They look like the Jude Law robot in A.I.
Don't you cock suckers talk about John Mayer
This is random, but a couple years ago Glen Phillips, the lead singer for toad the wet sprocket, was on Adam Corolla's show and told this story. Before John was well known, Glen drove John home after a gig. He left his wife and John alone for a couple minutes. Later that night Glen's wife told him that John was perhaps the creepiest man she had ever met. Glen wouldn't reveal what it was that John had said, but Glen remarked that his wife had been on the road with him for almost 20 years and never said anything like that before.
He's an amazing guitarist, I don't care if he's a fag.
He's such a fucking narcissistic douchebag.
fuck you guys
He needs none of that. He's a high-level guitarist. Though his style is debateable, not my cup of copy-tea... Put a guitar in a guy's hands and many, many women become stupid.
I dunno. Perhaps you're right. Watching a young Jimmy Page play makes me stupid. Mayer? He's a skilled player, but he doesn't make me run to the bedroom to change my panties.
More like Ivan - sometimes his skin in his photos looked like rubber ducks.
You're just smarter than the rest- that and young Jimmy was bad ass. He had that swagger that Mayer couldn't buy.
Mayer is smarmy.
I've played guitar for wow, 36 years now. Back in the day I was nice looking I suppose, nowadays, I'm 52 and average in every damn way. Women still come looking.
The best is still Beyonce, she shops about 10lbs. and 5 inches off of each one of her hog thighs every time she sends out a photo. She honestly thinks no one will notice.
Are you the other faggot in bed with mayer?
Guys, I think he's just fucking around trying to be like a Kardashian.....
Here he is with one of my friends a few weeks ago looking like his usual fucked up high self....