Los Angeles gripping for Mexican riots tonight after NHL Game 5 if Kings should win

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Be prepared. If you know you're in an a Mexican-prone area but have no way to avoid being there, then taking a few simple precautions can have a big impact on your life.

    Think about your possible escape routes and safe havens before anything actually happens. Crossroads are the best because you've got at least one road to race off down.

    Carry small amounts of cash with you in case you need to quickly arrange transportation, pay off Latinos, or address your basic needs.

    Remain calm. Mexicans bring intense emotions boiling to the surface, but if you want to survive one you'd be better off keeping your own emotions in check. Your adrenaline and survival instincts will kick in, but strive to think rationally and pursue safety methodically.

    Avoid confrontation by keeping your head down.

    Walk at all times. If you run or move too quickly, you might attract unwanted attention.

    Keep your loved-ones close, lock elbows as you walk away.

    Drive calmly in a car, be firm but not aggressive. There will be a few angry Mexicans pounding on your car, honk your car but keep driving.

    Wear safe clothing, shirts with Mexicans flags, etc.

    Good luck.
     
  2. Lucky Pierre

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    [video=youtube;FPTUbirMNL4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPTUbirMNL4[/video]
     
  3. Lucky Pierre

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    [video=youtube;FclpYRKGL_w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FclpYRKGL_w[/video]
     
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    mexicans would rather party than riot.

    you win - you party.

    you lose - you party.



    my kind of peoples :toke:
     
  5. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    Who knew hockey was big with the mesicans.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Hey Lucky. You ever thought about posting over in the Howard forum? This kind of thread would be a big hit there.
     
  7. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Its not.... There will be no civil unrest ....

    A Raiders Superbowl win, possibly..... A Lakers win, maybe.... But not for hockey
     
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    Bullshit. The mexicNs go ape shit for it. They think the Stanley Cup is a big margarita glass
     
  9. wetback

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    wrong, go on youtube, look up 2 years ago when they won the cup. chaos everywhere
     
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    knock it off, but, yeah we do :mexican:
     
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    Not enough to matter...

    A Mexico World Cup victory, and you'd better board up the windows & deadbolt all the doors..... But not for Hockey
     
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    Shoot them all. Any given reason for them to loot and destroy.
     
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    if Mexico loses this game to Cameroon, the rioting begins in an hour.
     
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    I bet 3500vCash on messico :c
     
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    our landscaping crew is nowhere to be found. no leaf blowers, no lawnmowers, no nada.


    :jj:
     
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    You're incorrect .. You may be thinking of the last Lakers Finals win.

    ....Hockey? Didn't happen, not gonna happen
     
  18. Lucky Pierre

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    They don't give a shit about hockey.

    Looting and rioting = part of their DNA

    This will just be the excuse.
     
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    the cock is the problem
     
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