Loss of hand Wasn't Enough Punishment; One-Armed Man Arrested for Feeding Alligator.

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Talk aboot adding insult to injury...



    EVERGLADES CITY, Fla. - A Florida airboat captain whose hand was bit off by a 9-foot alligator faces charges of feeding of a gator.

    Collier County Jail records show 63-year-old Wallace Weatherholt was charged Friday with unlawful feeding of an alligator and later posted $1,000 bond. His next court date is Aug. 22.

    Weatherhold was attacked on June 12th as he was giving an Indiana family a tour of the Everglades. The family said Weatherholt hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator attacked.

    Wildlife officers tracked and euthanized the gator. Weatherholt's hand was found but could not be reattached.

    A criminal investigation followed. Feeding alligators is a second-degree misdemeanor.


    http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/state/man-charged-with-feeding-gator-after-losing-hand
     
  2. gilaet

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    Would have been funny if he was charged for feeding it his hand.
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    How did they cuff him?
     
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    Hogtied?
     
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    zingger They know! Gold

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    Right hand left foot. Duh.......
     
  6. GHP

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    They caught him red handed :coffee:
     
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    They should cut his other hand off to make sure he never does it again.
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    so they punish the gator?
     
  9. face palm

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    Casey Anthony never fed an alligator. or did she?
     
  10. Jim J Jiblets

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    Permanent stranger hand masturbatory sessions. :coffee:
     
  11. face palm

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    once you go red neck you never go back
     
  12. GHP

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    Dude was just giving the alligator a hand :coffee:
     
  13. gilaet

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    If the glove doesn't fit... :coffee:
     
  14. Jim J Jiblets

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    The police didnt give him a fair shake. :coffee:

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    "PGA wouldnt let me play."
    "Ahh, because youre black?"
    "No, damn alligator took my hand."

    [​IMG]
     
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    The alligator waved goodbye
     
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    Now he's amphibidextrous. :coffee:















    :facepalm:
     
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    They just tied him up like a gator and put duct tape around his mouth.
     
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    The left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing :coffee:
     
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    On the bright side, Disney just signed him to a 3 year contract to perform on the Peter Pan ride.
     
  20. stripes

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    captain hook gator tours is more marketable anyway.