Lost $500 playing poker in Niagara Falls in 1/2 hr.

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Wife wins 2 grand in 20 minutes of playing this :facepalm:

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You poor thing
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    all in all it was a good time.


    Canadians are pretty fucking nice


    god damn %16 sales tax sucks dick though
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I felt emasculated :mad:
     
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    Wow, what a pussy you are
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    This is really bad, man
     
  7. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    :juggalo:Canada mention....
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Well I went to wineries and did some tasting :cheer:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Lots of Foreigners there and brown people
     
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    I like wine
     
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  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you are sofistikated
     
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  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    You're helping provide their health care.
     
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  13. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Texas Holdem or something else?
     
  14. garypagetwo

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    So your point is you should let your wife do all the gambling while you stand behind her and makes sure she has everything she needs?
     
  15. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I think it was called Texas Holdem Ultimate
     
  16. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    How many times did you stick your dick into a pussy this weekend? 3 for me with full ejaculate
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It ultimately cleaned your wallet.
     
  18. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I wish they would invest in better beer. I drank some piss water called Alexander keith and the lady told me it was an IPA. Fuck that bitch
     
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    $25 min bet, but you had to bet $50 just to get started :nojj:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    How were you able to have sex with your wife after you blew $500 and she won $2000 on some cheesy walking dead machine? Maybe its time she starts fucking you with a strapon
     
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