Lost my mojo

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I don't ever get photoshop urges anymore. I don't post much. Lurk a bit.

    Still married. :foff:

    ...barely. :suicide:

    Kids are great.




    That about sums it up. Besides divorce, suicide, or drinking, any advice?

    Or should I just shut up.

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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You still got us :c
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Posting is cyclical. I'll go for a while and not post much then I suddenly get the urge to be a post whore, like this morning. I liked your Chriza recorder shop.
     
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  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Definitely Ashley Madison....that shits made for you, Bro.
     
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  5. eliasbboy

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  6. eliasbboy

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    :rofl:

    I'm waiting for Christmas. At this rate my wife might buy me a gift card for them.
     
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  7. eliasbboy

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    I had a horrible flu/infection/disease/plague thing for a few days and she barely said two words to me.

    I asked for a blanket at one point and she threw me a fucking towel. :rofl:
     
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  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I think 90% or more of the guys here could have said the same thing. I'd have to change "kids" to "kid" but otherwise it pretty much sums up the vyb.
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    it only gets better from here......(sarcasm obvious)
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I never had any mojo to lose. :bigcry:
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Divorce is like a band aid.......only hurts for a second. :dance:
     
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  12. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    You can lose something you never had? :wtf:
     
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  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Ebola?:crazy:
     
  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Have you tried lsd or mushrooms
    what about shooting heroin while on lsd:bigthink
     
  15. eliasbboy

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    You know, I guess when I open that door I should expect that. :jj:
     
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  16. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Make some more raccoon videos. :yay:
     
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  17. eliasbboy

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    No shit, my wife is at an ebola training thing right now at work. She's a nurse. They had to get custom fitted for the space suit thingys.
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    :etm:
     
  19. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    You sound needy. :jj:
     
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  20. eliasbboy

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    For no reason whatsoever here is the greatest Breaking Bad gif ever.

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