Lost treasure from sfn "I took a strap on dildo in the ass" -Pussah2

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  1. walterHwhite

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    "1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.


    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total."
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Stfu, Steve :facepalm:
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I still cant beleive its gone
     
  4. walterHwhite

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    And it's the gift that keeps on giving
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Wut is "stapon"?

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  6. walterHwhite

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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Can't you do anything right?!?
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    You choked
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    crisis averted
     
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  10. walterHwhite

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    :knuckles:
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Never understood the fascination with that thread.
     
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    You can do it yourself see "Thread Tools"
     
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    No. Never :jj:


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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    :wtf: he described in great detail about knowingly letting a fat disgusting pig of a woman make him into a bitch!
    It's like a bad accident on the road.. You can't help but stare.
     
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    This
     
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    @Pussah2
     
  18. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Oh the irony

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    I don't have any desire to learn about a dude's experience getting pegged by a chick of any size or attractiveness.
     
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    actual video footage

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